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Jag brukar vara ganska d\u00e5lig p\u00e5 att skriva upp n\u00e4r pojkarna s\u00e4ger saker till mig som f\u00e5r mig att t\u00e4nka ett extra varv, eller kv\u00e4va ett gapskratt, men ibland lyckas jag \u00e4nd\u00e5 komma ih\u00e5g ordf\u00f6ljder och reflektioner tills samtalet \u00e4r slut och det blir l\u00e4ge att skriva ner dem. <\/h5>\n\n\n\n
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”Vad \u00e4r det f\u00f6r s\u00e5r du har d\u00e4r p\u00e5 n\u00e4san, Adrian?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adrian f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker titta p\u00e5 sin egen n\u00e4sa, utan spegel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Var?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”P\u00e5 n\u00e4stippen. D\u00e4r.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Jag ramlade p\u00e5 f\u00f6rskolan. Och slog mig p\u00e5 mitt kn\u00e4.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Aha … Men vad g\u00f6r s\u00e5ret p\u00e5 n\u00e4san d\u00e5?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Faktiskt. Jag … Det kom ett s\u00e5r p\u00e5 mitt kn\u00e4, n\u00e4r jag ramlade. Och sen \u00e5kte det in i kroppen. … Och sen \u00e5kte det genom kroppen hela v\u00e4gen …” \u2013 Adrian visar med handen \u2013 ”… och s\u00e5 kom det ut h\u00e4r.” Han pekar p\u00e5 n\u00e4san.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


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Jag och pojkarna busar i studsmattan. Simon bl\u00e5ser mig p\u00e5 magen med sin tomma bubbelpistol eftersom jag \u00e4r varm och ligger ner och vilar ett par sekunder. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Jag bl\u00e5ser dig h\u00e4r mamma.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Mm.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Han drar i min tr\u00f6ja, verkar leta efter n\u00e5t p\u00e5 mig: ”Var \u00e4r den…? D\u00e4r!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Vad?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Bla bla chickling.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Kittling eller kyckling?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Kyckling, den som ser ut som tuggad kyckling.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Hahah … va? Tuggad kyckling?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Haha ja, en prick som ser ut som kyckling som jag har \u00e4tit, och sen spottat ut. Titta d\u00e4r har du en till! Ska jag bl\u00e5sa p\u00e5 den ocks\u00e5?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Visst, mina tuggade kycklingar gillar det.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n


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”Vad t\u00e4nker du p\u00e5 Simon? Du ser s\u00e5 fundersam ut.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Ingenting. Jag f\u00e5r inga bilder i mitt huvud.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n


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Det \u00e4r tidig morgon. Jag st\u00e5r och tv\u00e4ttar h\u00e4nderna i badrummet. Adrian presenterar sig kavat i d\u00f6rr\u00f6ppningen, med ena handen bakom ryggen:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adrian: ”Mamma. Ber\u00e4tta vad det \u00e4r f\u00f6r dag idag.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adrian: ”Till mig.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adrian: ”S\u00e5 att jag kan upplysa.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jag: ”Tisdag.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adrian: ”Nu ska jag upplysa dagen med min … med min … med min FICKLAMPA!” hojtar han och rycker fram sin lilla r\u00f6da ficklampa fr\u00e5n bakom ryggen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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