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Simon st\u00e5r i duschen sent p\u00e5 kv\u00e4llen, dvs runt kl 21. Jag duschar honom och tv\u00e4ttar hans h\u00e5r eftersom han sagt att han inte kan sova f\u00f6r att det kliar s\u00e5 mycket i h\u00e5ret.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
”Sluta mamma sluutaaa! Inget mera vatten, nej nej! N\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4j!! Inte ansiktet! M\u00e5ste torka! N\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4j!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
”Men Simon, lugn! Det \u00e4r bara vatten. Det g\u00f6r ingenting med vattendroppar i ansiktet!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
”Neeej mamma N\u00c4\u00c4\u00c4\u00c4\u00c4\u00c4\u00c4! DU F\u00d6RST\u00d6R MINA GODISAR!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
”Va? Har du sparat godisar i h\u00e5ret n\u00e5nstans?” \u2013 Detta k\u00e4nns m\u00e4rkligt, eftersom Simon inte f\u00e5tt n\u00e5t godis. Jag inser att ordet har en bredare betydelse f\u00f6r honom \u00e4n f\u00f6r mig, s\u00e5 jag testar en teori genom att h\u00e4lla lite vatten i ansiktet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
”Sluta h\u00e4lla vatten, du duschar bort mina godisar!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
”Menar du din n\u00e4sa?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
”JA-AAAA!!” <\/p>\n\n\n\n
”\u00c4r snorkr\u00e5korna dina godisar?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
”Jaaaaaa!! Dom e goooodaaaa!! Ja vill ha dooom! Ja tyckej om dom!! Dom e mina! Sluta!!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Simon st\u00e5r i duschen sent p\u00e5 kv\u00e4llen, dvs runt kl 21. Jag duschar honom och tv\u00e4ttar hans h\u00e5r eftersom han sagt att han inte kan sova f\u00f6r att det kliar s\u00e5 mycket i h\u00e5ret. ”Sluta mamma sluutaaa! Inget mera vatten, nej nej! N\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4j!! Inte ansiktet! M\u00e5ste torka! N\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4j!” ”Men Simon, lugn! Det \u00e4r bara vatten. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[2520,2499,2694,2770,2692],"class_list":["post-7761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vardagstrams","tag-4-ar","tag-dialog","tag-simon","tag-simon-diskuterar","tag-simon-filosoferar"],"yoast_head":"\n
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