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Mormor ska skaffa hund<\/h2>\n

Min mor g\u00e5r i pension i februari och har best\u00e4mt sig f\u00f6r att skaffa hund d\u00e5.<\/p>\n

Jag har m\u00e5nga allergier, bland annat mot p\u00e4lsdjur, s\u00e5 d\u00e4rf\u00f6r \u00e5kte min mor och bror till hundm\u00e4ssan med Simon och Adrian sj\u00e4lva. Syftet var s\u00e5 att s\u00e4ga att exponera dem f\u00f6r hundar och se om de reagerade allergiskt p\u00e5 n\u00e5n av dem.<\/p>\n

Mamma kom och plockade upp dem strax f\u00f6r 9 i l\u00f6rdags, och jag hj\u00e4lpte dem iv\u00e4g genom att visa henne hur man f\u00e4ller upp paraplytvillingvagnen samt pussa Simon i ansiktet tills han bytte fr\u00e5n ”ja vill va hemma me maammaaaaa” till ”sluuuta d\u00e5 kan vi \u00e5\u00e5\u00e5ka d\u00e5”.<\/p>\n

Min familj tar mig inte p\u00e5 allvar<\/h2>\n

N\u00e4r de rullade ut fr\u00e5n uppfarten kom jag p\u00e5 att jag gl\u00f6mt s\u00e4ga det viktigaste, s\u00e5 jag ringde till Jonas som de skulle h\u00e4mta upp p\u00e5 v\u00e4gen.<\/p>\n

”Mamma \u00e4r p\u00e5 v\u00e4g nu. T\u00e4nk p\u00e5 att Simon blir \u00e5ksjuk.”<\/p>\n

”Blir han? Sen n\u00e4rd\u00e5?”<\/p>\n

”Sen 2 \u00e5r kanske. Mer \u00e4n halva sitt liv i vilket fall, vi har haft en del incidenter<\/a>. Det \u00e4r stadsk\u00f6rningen med gas och broms och tv\u00e4ra sv\u00e4ngar som \u00e4r problemet.”<\/p>\n

”Ok, oroa dig inte. De e luuugnt.”<\/p>\n

Vi la p\u00e5, jag gick ut f\u00f6r att flytta p\u00e5 mammas bil \u2013 som hon l\u00e4mnat n\u00e4r hon tog v\u00e5r, och f\u00f6r \u00f6vrigt parkerat p\u00e5 de enda 5 m parkeringsf\u00f6rbud som finns p\u00e5 hela gatan \u2013 och sen t\u00e4nkte jag att n\u00e4, Jonas kanske inte tog det d\u00e4r p\u00e5 allvar. Jag ringde honom igen.<\/p>\n

”Har du sagt till mamma att Simon blir \u00e5ksjuk?”<\/p>\n

”Jaad\u00e5.”<\/p>\n

”Det kommer allts\u00e5 fr\u00e5n ingenstans, han \u00e4r bara tyst och sen kaskadkr\u00e4ks han.”<\/p>\n

Jonas skrattade sitt det-\u00e4r-lugnt-skratt. ”\u00c4r du orolig n\u00e4r barnen \u00e4r borta p\u00e5 \u00e4ventyr?”<\/p>\n

”Jag \u00e4r mer orolig f\u00f6r er. Och f\u00f6r mig, som m\u00e5ste st\u00e4da en nerspydd bil sen.”<\/p>\n

”Det \u00e4r ingen fara, han s\u00e4ger att han m\u00e5r bra.”<\/p>\n

”Jo, men OM han b\u00f6rjar kr\u00e4kas s\u00e5 finns det en spyp\u00e5se bredvid honom. Han slutar allts\u00e5 inte n\u00e4r han v\u00e4l b\u00f6rjat.”<\/p>\n

”Nu s\u00e4ger Simon att allt \u00e4r lugnt, och att hans mamma alltid brukar vara orolig n\u00e4r han \u00e4r ute.”<\/p>\n

Jag gav upp, skrattade \u00e5t min bror och \u00f6nskade trevlig f\u00f6rmiddag. Det gick 20 minuter, sen fick jag ett meddelande:<\/p>\n

\"ta<\/p>\n

Det hade kunnat vara p\u00e5 skoj, men det var det inte. S\u00e5 kan det g\u00e5 n\u00e4r man inte tar mamma p\u00e5 allvar.<\/p>\n

\"ta<\/p>\n

Sen ringde Jonas, och meddelade att det mesta kommit i p\u00e5sen och att det bara var jackan som beh\u00f6vde tv\u00e4ttas. Inte bilen.<\/p>\n

”Och det kom verkligen fr\u00e5n ingenstans!” sa han och l\u00e4t f\u00f6rv\u00e5nad.<\/p>\n

”Ja. Var han tyst innan?”<\/p>\n

”Ja, jag filmade honom precis innan och sa \u00e5t han att vinka. Det gjorde han inte, s\u00e5 d\u00e5 st\u00e4ngde jag av, och d\u00e5 spydde han ist\u00e4llet. Vi stod dessutom stilla, i k\u00f6!”<\/p>\n

De klarade allergitestet<\/h2>\n

Sj\u00e4lva m\u00e4ssan gick bra, inget av barnen visade tecken p\u00e5 allergi (yeeey!!) och de kom hem igen lagom till lunch.<\/p>\n

”Jag \u00e4r ganska glad \u00e4nd\u00e5 att Simon kr\u00e4ktes,” sa jag till Jonas medan jag installerade Adrian vid bordet.<\/p>\n

”Va? Varf\u00f6r d\u00e5?”<\/p>\n

”Jo, f\u00f6r att n\u00e4sta g\u00e5ng jag s\u00e4ger n\u00e5t s\u00e5nt d\u00e4r s\u00e5 kanske ni tar mig p\u00e5 allvar.”<\/p>\n

”Haha ja, allts\u00e5 jag var helt s\u00e4ker p\u00e5 att du \u00f6verdrev! Men allts\u00e5 hur ska ni kunna ta er till Bj\u00f6rnrike i vinter d\u00e5?”<\/p>\n

”Vi vet hur man k\u00f6r!” ropade Bj\u00f6rn som inte kunde l\u00e5ta bli.<\/p>\n

Tricket \u00e4r f\u00f6r \u00f6vrigt att l\u00e5tsas att man har ett glas vatten p\u00e5 instrumentbr\u00e4dan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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