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\"\"”Jag kan ta Adrian”<\/h2>\n

Bj\u00f6rn var h\u00e4ngig hela f\u00f6rra veckan, vilket ledde till att jag sov inne hos Adrian, vilket ledde till att jag, n\u00e4r fredagen kom, var lite tr\u00f6tt. Den kv\u00e4llen sov jag i min egen s\u00e4ng, bredvid Bj\u00f6rn \u2013 vilket i \u00e4rlighetens namn k\u00e4nns som att jag g\u00f6r max, MAX, h\u00e4lften av alla n\u00e4tter \u2013 \u00a0som sa ”visst, jag kan ta Adrian”.<\/p>\n

”Jag kan ta Adrian”, n\u00e4r Bj\u00f6rn s\u00e4ger det, inneb\u00e4r att Bj\u00f6rn g\u00e5r upp p\u00e5 natten om Adrian s\u00e5 kr\u00e4ver (vilket han alltid g\u00f6r). Det i sin tur inneb\u00e4r att jag m\u00e5ste sova med \u00f6ronpropp \u00e4ven i min egen s\u00e4ng men va fan, spela roll.<\/p>\n

Vad som d\u00e4remot spelar en j\u00e4kla roll, visade det sig, \u00e4r Bj\u00f6rns attityd n\u00e4r ungen vaknar. Jag menar, jag fattar, han var inte heller pigg efter den veckan. Han ryckte irriterat undan sitt t\u00e4cke och vidare \u00f6ver p\u00e5 mig, ruskade sig ur s\u00e4ngen, och l\u00e4mnade b\u00e4gge d\u00f6rrarna \u00f6ppna n\u00e4r han gick och tittade till Monsieur. Jag h\u00f6rde allt, och m\u00e5ste tydligen l\u00e4gga mig i. I och med mitt ”det st\u00e5r ett vattenglas i bokhyllan” antog Bj\u00f6rn att jag var klarvaken och gav gr\u00f6nt ljus till vidare st\u00f6k med vid\u00f6ppna d\u00f6rrar.<\/p>\n

Skit samma. Vi somnade om, bara f\u00f6r att v\u00e4ckas en timme senare av en Adrian som precis v\u00e4ckts av en Simon som precis \u00f6ppnat d\u00f6rren och h\u00f6gt och gn\u00e4lligt kallat p\u00e5 sin mor. Bj\u00f6rn blev arg och studsade upp och skulle reglera situationen, vilket ledde till en MYCKET uppr\u00f6rd och h\u00f6gljudd Simon och d\u00e4rmed ocks\u00e5 en likadan Adrian. De var tre som vr\u00e5lade, med \u00f6ppna d\u00f6rrar, n\u00e4r jag sl\u00e4pade mig upp och gick f\u00f6r att guida Simon tillbaka till lugnet.<\/p>\n

Skit samma. Jag gick och la mig igen, somnade, och det var d\u00e4r n\u00e5nstans som den natten sp\u00e5rade ur. Det var d\u00e4r min hj\u00e4rna M\u00c5STE ha t\u00e4nkt att det var ett kul tema, det d\u00e4r med livligt ledsna protester och maktl\u00f6shet, s\u00e5 vi k\u00f6r vidare p\u00e5 det.<\/p>\n

N\u00e4r det gick \u00e5t pipan<\/h2>\n

Scenen f\u00f6r min mardr\u00f6m var en tunnelbanestation jag passerar varje dag p\u00e5 v\u00e4g till skolan (liksom praktiken). Handlingen var inte s\u00e5 farlig. Jag satt p\u00e5 t\u00e5get tillsammans med mamma och barnen. Adrian sprang pl\u00f6tsligt av t\u00e5get precis innan d\u00f6rrarna st\u00e4ngdes. Vi ropade och sprang upp, och sen stod jag vid d\u00f6rrarna och s\u00e5g perrongen med min tv\u00e5\u00e5ring sakta b\u00f6rja glida.<\/p>\n

I verkliga livet skulle det d\u00e4r i princip aldrig kunna h\u00e4nda. Jag skulle knyta fast honom i vagnen ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r att l\u00e5ta honom g\u00e5 omkring. Jag skulle annars ha st\u00e5tt precis bakom och hunnit hoppa av eller dra in honom, och om inte s\u00e5 finns det n\u00f6dbroms. Det d\u00e4r \u00e4r tyv\u00e4rr ingenting som jag, f\u00f6rvirrat nyvaken i stel skr\u00e4ck och \u00e5ngest och maktl\u00f6shet kl 05, kan ta till mig. Det spelar ingen roll hur mycket jag talar om f\u00f6r mig sj\u00e4lv att det bara var en dr\u00f6m och att det inte skulle kunna h\u00e4nda. Vem lyssnar p\u00e5 s\u00e5nt? Mycket roligare att pl\u00e5ga sig sj\u00e4lv lite till.<\/p>\n

Dagen efter<\/h2>\n

Den morgonen f\u00f6rs\u00f6kte jag rycka upp mig men till slut tittade jag ynkligt p\u00e5 Bj\u00f6rn och sa:<\/p>\n

”Jag \u00e4r desperat. Jag beh\u00f6ver sova. Kan ni g\u00e5 ut?”<\/p>\n

Charmigt, jag vet, men han fattar ju. Nattens skrikhalsar brottade sig ut genom d\u00f6rren och kom inte tillbaka f\u00f6rr\u00e4n 1,5 timme senare, d\u00e5 det var dags att ta emot grannarna p\u00e5 f\u00f6rmiddagsfika. D\u00e5 hade jag hunnit sova och st\u00e4da, och livet k\u00e4ndes m\u00f6jligt igen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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