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Efter att vi best\u00e4mt oss f\u00f6r att bilda familj f\u00f6rra v\u00e5ren gick det upp f\u00f6r mig att det inte \u00e4r s\u00e5 j\u00e4kla sj\u00e4lvklart. Det tog flera m\u00e5nader f\u00f6r mig att bli gravid, och under den tiden hann man t\u00e4nka m\u00e5nga varv p\u00e5 varf\u00f6r det tog tid alls.<\/p>\n

Hela min ungdom har jag, som de flesta kvinnor, aktat mig som sjutton f\u00f6r o\u00f6nskade graviditeter; det har blivit en del panikbetonat knaprande av ”dagen-efterpiller”, man har trasslat med kondomer och nojat \u00f6ver dem, testat sig igenom halva sortimentet p-piller p\u00e5 marknaden \u2014 alla med varierande grad av ”d\u00e5ligt” som resultat \u2014 och jag hade till och med en p-dator som m\u00e4tte kroppstemperatur ett tag (funkade j\u00e4ttebra tills den gick s\u00f6nder efter 2 \u00e5r).<\/p>\n

\"p-dator\"<\/p>\n

Att det nu visade sig att det inte var s\u00e5 himla l\u00e4tt h\u00e4nt kom lite som en… \u00f6verraskning, och v\u00e4ckte oroliga tankar i stil med\u00a0”jag kanske inte kan bli gravid”, ”vi kanske inte passar ihop rent kemiskt”, ”jag kanske redan har passerat mitt b\u00e4st-f\u00f6redatum” eller ”han m\u00e5ste sluta b\u00e4ra sin mobil i framfickan”.<\/p>\n

Hur jag reagerade n\u00e4r jag \u00e4ntligen testade positivt kan man l\u00e4sa om h\u00e4r<\/a>, men hur jag informerade Bj\u00f6rn \u00e4r hittills ober\u00e4ttat.<\/p>\n

Det var s\u00e5 h\u00e4r…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"bukowskiP\u00e5 jobbet s\u00e4ljer vi nallar fr\u00e5n Bukowski, och vi hade f\u00e5tt en felleverans av mininallar. Sm\u00e5 isbj\u00f6rnar, n\u00e4rmare best\u00e4mt. Babybj\u00f6rnar, liksom. Jag tog hem en s\u00e5dan, la den p\u00e5 Bj\u00f6rns sida av s\u00e4ngen en dag s\u00e5 att han skulle se den n\u00e4r han kom hem, och tyckte att budskapet var glasklart. Jag ins\u00e5g att det nog var lite v\u00e4l subtilt, s\u00e5 jag skickade ett sms till honom:<\/p>\n

Det ligger ett subtilt meddelande till dig p\u00e5 s\u00e4ngen. Puss<\/em><\/p>\n

Jag t\u00e4nkte att han aldrig skulle komma p\u00e5 det, och att han d\u00e5 skulle h\u00f6ra av sig, s\u00e5 att jag kunde ge fler ledtr\u00e5dar (det h\u00e4r var mitt i sommaren, jag hade ingenting att g\u00f6ra p\u00e5 jobbet), och s\u00e5 skulle vi fira lite n\u00e4r jag kom hem.<\/p>\n

Jag fick inget svar. Till slut messade jag och fr\u00e5gade om han kommit ih\u00e5g att kasta ett \u00f6ga p\u00e5 s\u00e4ngen. ”Ja” var allt jag fick som svar p\u00e5 det, och efter lite stelt messande fram och tillbaka skrev han:<\/p>\n

\u00c4r det en riktig av k\u00f6tt och blod p\u00e5 g?<\/em><\/p>\n

Jag tappade sugen totalt och tjurade, inga fler sms skickades den kv\u00e4llen och n\u00e4r jag kom hem sov han. Jag tyckte han visade extremt svalt intresse f\u00f6r\u00a0hela grejen och b\u00f6rjade tvivla.<\/p>\n

Han v\u00e4ckte mig morgonen d\u00e4rp\u00e5 innan han gick till jobbet. Han satte sig p\u00e5 s\u00e4ngkanten, pussade mig och fr\u00e5gade mjukt:<\/p>\n

”\u00c4lskling, vad var det f\u00f6r meddelande som jag skulle f\u00f6rst\u00e5 ig\u00e5r?”<\/p>\n

”Jag \u00e4r gravid”, fr\u00e4ste jag som om jag var tvungen att p\u00e5peka f\u00f6r en kamel att det \u00e4r torrt i \u00f6knen.<\/p>\n

Tur\u00a0att han \u00e4r van vid mitt morgonhum\u00f6r. Han blev j\u00e4tteglad, sa att det var det han hade trott men inte v\u00e5gat chansa p\u00e5 utifall att jag menat n\u00e5t annat.<\/p>\n

Jag lovade mig sj\u00e4lv att inte k\u00f6ra s\u00e5na stunt p\u00e5 honom mer.<\/p>\n

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Gilla\u00a0g\u00e4rna min blogg p\u00e5 Facebook<\/a>, eller f\u00f6lj den via n\u00e5t av alternativen h\u00e4r i h\u00f6gerspalten. Jag uppdaterar ca 5 g\u00e5nger i veckan, men ut\u00f6ver det \u00e4r det noll risk att spammas \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

\"mammatrams<\/a><\/p>\n

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