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Visst \u00e4r det n\u00e5t alldeles f\u00f6rtjusande med att f\u00e5 sina byxor neddragna och underkl\u00e4der v\u00e4drade offentligt, n\u00e4r man minst anar det?<\/h5>\n

Vilken kvinna som helst skulle h\u00e4vda det opassande i detta, men nu handlar det inte om en kvinna. Nej, det handlar om Elton, 8 m\u00e5nader \u2013 denna rutinerade bebis som \u00e5ker till Thailand och utv\u00e4rderar den thail\u00e4ndska sjukv\u00e5rden, tror stenh\u00e5rt p\u00e5 ensidiga dieter, b\u00e4r h\u00f6rselk\u00e5por p\u00e5 sin egen fest<\/a> och spelar sv\u00e5rflirtad s\u00e5 till den perfekta grad att hela marknadsf\u00f6ringsv\u00e4rlden skulle kunna l\u00e4ra av honom.<\/p>\n

Vi var p\u00e5 caf\u00e9<\/h2>\n

Jag var iv\u00e4g och tr\u00e4ffade kusin Jonna och Elton p\u00e5 ett caf\u00e9 efter skolan f\u00f6r ett tag sen. M\u00e4rkligt hur det kan vara ibland. Barnfri sedan endast 4 timmar tillbaka s\u00f6gs<\/em> jag\u00a0in i bebisens bubbla och skulle bonda med honom direkt. Det \u00e4r som att det har blivit ett grundl\u00e4ggande behov hos mig att gosa med bebisar, trots att jag har fullt upp med mina egna ungar. Vad h\u00e4nde…? Hursomhelst, jag tr\u00e4ffar dem inte s\u00e5 ofta att Elton minns mig \u00e4n, tyv\u00e4rr, s\u00e5 varje g\u00e5ng startar jag p\u00e5 noll.<\/p>\n

Jag vet det. Elton vet det. Vi tittar p\u00e5 varandra n\u00e5gra \u00f6gonblick, och sen b\u00f6rjar cirkusen. Jag st\u00e5r f\u00f6r all underh\u00e5llning, och k\u00e4mpar med tv\u00e5barnsmoderns hela \u00f6vertygelse om framg\u00e5ng som en tidsfr\u00e5ga. Elton tittar p\u00e5, reserverat intresserad, och till slut f\u00e5r jag ett kort leende.<\/p>\n

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Det kan<\/em> ha varit en grimas kombinerad med hur-m\u00e5nga-fingrar-f\u00e5r-plats-i-munnen-leken, men jag v\u00e4ljer att tro att det var ett v\u00e4lf\u00f6rtj\u00e4nat smil.<\/p>\n

S\u00f6tnos.<\/p>\n

Save<\/span>Save<\/span><\/p>\n

Save<\/span>Save<\/span><\/p>\n

Save<\/span>Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Nej, det handlar om Elton, 8 m\u00e5nader \u2013 denna rutinerade bebis som \u00e5ker till Thailand och […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[254,266,272,311],"class_list":["post-6448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vardagstrams","tag-bebis","tag-bebisabstinens","tag-bebischarm","tag-bebistrams"],"yoast_head":"\nF\u00f6rtjusande stripp p\u00e5 caf\u00e9 -<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Elton p\u00e5 ett caf\u00e9 efter skolan f\u00f6r ett tag sen. 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