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Dagsformen \u00e4r av varierande grad h\u00e4r hemma… och n\u00e4r man t\u00e4nker efter, inte n\u00e5got som egentligen kan definieras som n\u00e5got som g\u00e4ller \u00f6ver en hel dag.<\/p>\n

Simon<\/h4>\n

Simon avverkar hela k\u00e4nslospektrat varje dag, men han g\u00f6r det intressant genom att vara fullst\u00e4ndigt inkonsekvent i sina hum\u00f6rskiftningar. Han har noll problem med att blanda skratt och gr\u00e5t, v\u00e4xla viskningar med avgrundsvr\u00e5l, sl\u00e5ss och kramas, hj\u00e4lpa och stj\u00e4lpa (med flit) och allt, helst, i en kombination som k\u00e4nns ny f\u00f6r dagen.<\/p>\n

Adrian<\/h4>\n

Adrian tar efter sin storebror lite grann, men han \u00e4r inte d\u00e4r \u00e4nnu. Han n\u00f6jer sig med att bara pl\u00f6tsligt inte vilja (infoga valfri grej), f\u00f6rvandlas till en korsning mellan kokt spaghetti och elektrisk korkskruv, kasta huvet bak\u00e5t och gasta sig h\u00f6gr\u00f6d.<\/p>\n

Han fick sitt f\u00f6rsta regelr\u00e4tta hysteriska utbrott, version copy-paste fr\u00e5n min egen barndom, h\u00e4rom kv\u00e4llen. Han skrek sig hes, inget hj\u00e4lpte. Efter ett tag tappade han r\u00f6sten lite grann, men skrikv\u00e4ste tappert vidare som den krigare eller gremlin han verkar vara f\u00f6dd till.<\/p>\n

Jag tittade p\u00e5 honom och k\u00e4nde bara medlidande, f\u00f6r jag minns hur de d\u00e4r utbrotten k\u00e4nns. Och att jag minns dem inneb\u00e4r f\u00f6rst\u00e5s att jag h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 upp till… 4 \u00e5r? 5? 10??<\/p>\n

Bj\u00f6rn<\/h4>\n

Bj\u00f6rn \u00e4r f\u00f6rkyld. P\u00e5 b\u00e4ttringsv\u00e4gen dock; han meddelade lyckligt ig\u00e5r morse att han kunde andas genom n\u00e4san hela natten.<\/p>\n

Jag<\/h4>\n

Ja, jag \u00e4r frisk och mina hum\u00f6rsv\u00e4ngningar \u00e4r mer implosiva \u00e4n explosiva. L\u00e4nge leve PMS och kombon med ovan n\u00e4mnda prylar.<\/p>\n

Jag \u00e4r p\u00e4lsdjursallergiker och har aldrig haft n\u00e5t djur. Tycker det saknas djur (med p\u00e4ls p\u00e5) h\u00e4r s\u00e5 jag kompenserar med att \u00f6vers\u00e4tta tillvaron, som jag ser den, i kattmetaforer:<\/p>\n

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Adrian, kl 05:40.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Adrian f\u00e5r dricka mj\u00f6lk sj\u00e4lv ur ett glas till frukosten. Resultatet blir d\u00e4refter.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Simon, n\u00e4r jag st\u00e4nger av barns\u00e5ngerna p\u00e5 youtube f\u00f6r att vi ska g\u00e5 till f\u00f6ris.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Simon, p\u00e5 v\u00e4g in genom ytterd\u00f6rren till f\u00f6ris.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Adrian, p\u00e5 v\u00e4g in genom ytterd\u00f6rren p\u00e5 f\u00f6ris.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Simon, n\u00e4r det \u00e4r hans tur att kl\u00e4 p\u00e5 sig p\u00e5 f\u00f6ris f\u00f6r att g\u00e5 hem.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Simon, p\u00e5 f\u00f6risg\u00e5rden, n\u00e4r jag lyckats f\u00e5 ut honom genom ytterd\u00f6rren men inte ner i vagnen.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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B\u00e5da tv\u00e5, efter middan och innan l\u00e4ggning.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Bildk\u00e4lla<\/a><\/i>, Unsplash och Google<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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