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Jag har inte fattat vad som h\u00e4nde.<\/p>\n

Jag hade en lugn och seg dag i torsdags, ett par v\u00e4rkar som inte gjorde speciellt ont, men p\u00e5 kv\u00e4llen vid 23 drog samma visa ig\u00e5ng igen, fast v\u00e4rre.<\/p>\n

Jag gav upp att f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka sova n\u00e4stan direkt, gick upp och st\u00e4llde in mig p\u00e5 en till s\u00f6mnl\u00f6s natt. V\u00e4rkarna kom och gick med 3-5 min mellanrum, de gjorde mer och mer ont s\u00e5 strax f\u00f6re kl 4 ringde vi f\u00f6rlossningen. De sa att det var on\u00f6digt att komma in redan nu, eftersom v\u00e4rkarna skulle h\u00e5lla i sig mellan en och tv\u00e5 minuter och mina var f\u00f6r korta.<\/p>\n

Vi f\u00f6rs\u00f6kte allt vi kunde komma p\u00e5; TENS, massage, andning, varm dusch, bada… Till slut var att vanka planl\u00f6st fram\u00e5t, luta mig mot Bj\u00f6rn och tjuta det enda som gick att ta sig f\u00f6r n\u00e4r det gjorde som mest ont.<\/p>\n

Vid kl 13 stod jag inte ut l\u00e4ngre, sm\u00e4rtan b\u00f6rjade \u00e4ndra karakt\u00e4r och det gjorde s\u00e5 ont att jag m\u00e5dde illa.<\/p>\n

Taxiresan p\u00e5 ca 30 min blev den v\u00e4rsta upplevelsen jag n\u00e5gonsin haft ombord p\u00e5 ett fordon. Jag stod p\u00e5 kn\u00e4 i baks\u00e4tet med Bj\u00f6rn bredvid mig, h\u00e4ngde \u00f6ver stolsryggen p\u00e5 passagerarsidan fram s\u00e5 jag kunde se ut och st\u00f6nade, fl\u00e5sade och gr\u00e4t. Taxichauff\u00f6ren, en mysig \u00e4ldre herre, visade stor f\u00f6rst\u00e5else och t\u00e5lamod. Vid ett tillf\u00e4lle var vi tvugna att stanna s\u00e5 att han kunde gr\u00e4va fram en spyp\u00e5se ur bakluckan.<\/p>\n

N\u00e4r vi kom fram blev jag halvt hysterisk i entr\u00e9n d\u00e4r det gick upp f\u00f6r mig att de kunde skicka hem mig igen. Tanken p\u00e5 att eventuellt beh\u00f6va s\u00e4tta mig i en taxi, igen, i samma skick kn\u00e4ckte mig totalt. Jag bara gr\u00e4t och gr\u00e4t.<\/p>\n

Vi fick hj\u00e4lp direkt \u2014 jag h\u00f6rdes nog ganska l\u00e5ngt \u2014 och fick komma in p\u00e5 ett rum. En barnmorska unders\u00f6kte mig och det visade sig att jag redan var \u00f6ppen 5 cm, ”med v\u00e4ldight mjuka kanter, s\u00e5 det kommer nog inte ta s\u00e5 l\u00e5ng tid att \u00f6ppna sig mer” som hon sa.<\/p>\n

V\u00e4rkarna blev \u00e4nnu v\u00e4rre, jag trodde inte det gick men det gjorde det. Man gav mig lustgas, jag s\u00e5g glittrande bl\u00e5 stj\u00e4rnor \u00f6verallt men kunde inte avg\u00f6ra om det hj\u00e4lpte eller inte. Jag hade redan bett om epidural och man sa att narkosl\u00e4karen skulle komma om en kvart, men det tog l\u00e4ngre tid \u00e4n s\u00e5. N\u00e4r hon v\u00e4l d\u00f6k upp l\u00e5g jag p\u00e5 sidan och vr\u00e5lade ”skjut mig” och ”15 minuter i helvete” rakt in i lustgasmasken.<\/p>\n

N\u00e4r epiduralen tog b\u00f6rjade sm\u00e4rtan lugna sig n\u00e4stan direkt. Efter inte l\u00e5ng tid klarade jag v\u00e4rkarna utan lustgas. De l\u00e4t mig \u00e5terh\u00e4mta mig lite innan de sa att det vore bra om jag kunde komma upp fr\u00e5n britsen och h\u00e5lla mig uppr\u00e4tt.<\/p>\n

De l\u00e4mnade mig och Bj\u00f6rn ensamma ett tag med en tallrik sm\u00f6rg\u00e5sar och saft, hon hann vara borta kanske 10 min och jag hann \u00e4ta en halv sm\u00f6rg\u00e5s innan vattnet gick. De kom tillbaka direkt, mina krystv\u00e4rkar drog ig\u00e5ng och en kvart senare var han ute.<\/p>\n

Jag fattade ingenting.<\/p>\n

Jag fattar fortfarande ingenting.<\/p>\n

Jag konstaterar att jag m\u00e5ste omdefiniera bilden av mig sj\u00e4lv, och att av det v\u00e4rsta som jag i min vildaste fantasi kunde f\u00f6rest\u00e4lla mig f\u00f6rut nu bleknar j\u00e4mf\u00f6rt med blotta tanken p\u00e5 att n\u00e5t skulle h\u00e4nda honom.<\/p>\n

Jag \u00e4r lycklig. Jag \u00e4r nyf\u00f6r\u00e4lskad. Jag \u00e4r tr\u00f6tt.
\nBj\u00f6rn med.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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