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I l\u00f6rdags f\u00f6rmiddag var vi iv\u00e4g med pojkarna p\u00e5 en lekpark d\u00e4r vi m\u00f6tte upp min mor och hennes nya sambo, babyschnauzern* Ella, och sen gick vi p\u00e5 parkteater f\u00f6r barn (fr\u00e5n 3 \u00e5r) i n\u00e4rheten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N\u00e4r teatern, och \u00e4ppelbitarna som barnen tuggat p\u00e5 under tiden, var slut s\u00e5 reste vi oss, tog upp filten fr\u00e5n marken och …<\/p>\n\n\n\n
”Var \u00e4r Adrian?” sa jag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
”Jag vet inte,” sa Bj\u00f6rn. ”Jag gick ju f\u00f6r att l\u00e4gga p\u00e5sen vid cyklarna.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
”ADRIAN!” ropade jag rakt ut. Inget svar. D\u00e4r var s\u00e5 mycket folk, s\u00e5 m\u00e5nga barn och f\u00f6r\u00e4ldrar och cyklar och barnvagnar, och alla reste sig upp och skulle b\u00f6rja plocka ihop sig precis samtidigt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ingen panik. P\u00e5 riktigt. Jag k\u00e4nner honom, han springer inte \u00e5t vilket slumpm\u00e4ssiga h\u00e5ll som helst. Han hade sett n\u00e5t. Vad?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Intill fanns en lekplats med annorlunda prylar fr\u00e5n vad vi brukar se. De flesta r\u00f6rde sig dit\u00e5t s\u00e5 jag f\u00f6ljde med str\u00f6mmen och mycket riktigt, v\u00e4l runt h\u00f6rnet p\u00e5 lekstugan fick jag syn p\u00e5 hans lilla hatt p\u00e5 v\u00e4g upp i kl\u00e4tterst\u00e4llningens repstege. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Det \u00e4r ett gissel, det h\u00e4r med att han bara drar iv\u00e4g utan att se till att n\u00e5n f\u00f6ljer med, och fort g\u00e5r det. V\u00e5ga blinka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Efter lunch n\u00e4r pojkarna somnat och jag kunde slappna av \u2013 det \u00e4r en k\u00e4nslom\u00e4ssig p\u00e5frestning att inte veta var ens lilla pojke \u00e4r, \u00e4ven om det bara var f\u00f6r n\u00e5n minut \u2013 s\u00e5 gjorde jag en kopp te och kr\u00f6p upp i soffan. Jag hann precis l\u00e4gga filten \u00f6ver f\u00f6tterna innan Tessan (barndomsv\u00e4n) kom in genom k\u00f6ksd\u00f6rren.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
”Hej!” sa jag, synnerligen f\u00f6rv\u00e5nad. ”Vad kul att se dig, vill du ha en kopp te eller m\u00e5ste du g\u00e5 direkt?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
”Haha, nej tack, du ska packa en v\u00e4ska f\u00f6r vi ska \u00e5ka iv\u00e4g du och jag.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Det tog en stund innan poletten trillade ner. Jag kan ju inte bara \u00e5ka iv\u00e4g, s\u00e5nt m\u00e5ste planeras, och s\u00e5 vidare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
”Det \u00e4r planerat,” sa hon med sitt n\u00f6jda jokerleende \u00f6ver hur effektiv hennes \u00f6verraskning var.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
”Va? … Vet Bj\u00f6rn?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bj\u00f6rn kom ut ur arbetsrummet med ett snarlikt clownsmile s\u00e5 brett att mungiporna hotade att m\u00f6tas i nacken. F\u00f6rst blev jag arg, sen blev jag glad, sen ins\u00e5g jag att de lyckats h\u00e5lla mig utanf\u00f6r utan att jag m\u00e4rkte n\u00e5nting alls, sen kom jag p\u00e5 att ingen n\u00e5nsin gjort n\u00e5t s\u00e5nt f\u00f6r mig f\u00f6rut, och sen b\u00f6rjade jag gr\u00e5ta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n