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Det \u00e4r mycket som \u00e4r jobbigt f\u00f6r Simon nu, verkar det som. Jag gissar blint p\u00e5 att han \u00e4r inne i n\u00e5n sorts intensivare period av en j\u00e4ttel\u00e5ng fas som f\u00e5r mig att ifr\u00e5gas\u00e4tta om jag verkligen \u00e4r kvalificerad som f\u00f6r\u00e4lder. S\u00e4rskilt n\u00e4r jag finner mig sj\u00e4lv skrikande i k\u00f6r med min tv\u00e5\u00e5ring. Som tv\u00e5 d\u00e5rar kan vi st\u00e5 i k\u00f6ket ibland och vr\u00e5la.<\/p>\n

Ingen kan driva en till vansinne s\u00e5 till den milda grad som ens egna barn. Det vet alla, och nu \u00e4ven jag.<\/p>\n

Simon g\u00f6r detta genom att gapa ”MAMMA!!”<\/a> hela tiden.<\/p>\n

HELA TIDEN.<\/p>\n

2 timmar kan han h\u00e5lla p\u00e5.<\/p>\n

”Du menar att det k\u00e4nns som 2 timmar?” sa Pia.<\/p>\n

”Nej, 2 riktiga. Jag har klockat honom.”<\/p>\n

Han ropar och ropar\u00a0och ropar\u00a0och ropar och ibland v\u00e4ntar han p\u00e5 svar som n\u00e4r man leker Marco-Polo (vilket\u00a0\u00e4r j\u00e4ttebra n\u00e4r man till exempel \u00e4r p\u00e5 Ikea), men ibland struntar han i det. Varje ”MAMMA!!!” som han ger ifr\u00e5n sig verkar vara medvetet, inte oundvikligt\u00a0som en unge som skriker hysteriskt och inte kan sluta trots att anledningen gl\u00f6mts bort.<\/p>\n