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Sedan bara n\u00e5gra dagar tillbaka f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker vi natta Adrian i hans egen s\u00e4ng INNAN vi g\u00e5r och l\u00e4gger oss. Han har en v\u00e5ldsam tr\u00f6tthetsdipp runt 20:30, s\u00e5 vi f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker rida p\u00e5 den.<\/p>\n

I fredags nattade Bj\u00f6rn honom, det gick bra, sp\u00e4disen\u00a0sov i en hel timme innan jag fick g\u00e5 upp och vara moraliskt st\u00f6d d\u00e4r i m\u00f6rkret.<\/p>\n

Ny deal<\/h3>\n

I l\u00f6rdags var Bj\u00f6rn p\u00e5 v\u00e4g uppf\u00f6r trappan med honom igen n\u00e4r jag fr\u00e5gade om han beh\u00f6vde hj\u00e4lp med n\u00e5got.<\/p>\n

”Ja, du f\u00e5r g\u00e4rna sitta p\u00e5 bollen med honom.” OBS!\u00a0Sitta p\u00e5 bollen<\/em>, i det h\u00e4r sammanhanget, \u00f6vers\u00e4tts natta<\/em>.\u00a0Som svar p\u00e5 det fick jag ett av mina ilskna sm\u00e5 tv\u00e4ra hum\u00f6rsv\u00e4ngningar.<\/p>\n

”Vadd\u00e5, har du ont i ryggen eller?” fr\u00e4ste\u00a0jag upp efter honom.<\/p>\n

Bj\u00f6rn, inte alltid 100% perceptiv, svarade: ”Ja, jag nattade ju honom ig\u00e5r.”<\/p>\n

Jag gick efter dem upp till badrummet d\u00e4r Adrian precis landat p\u00e5 sk\u00f6tbordet, st\u00e4llde mig bredvid Bj\u00f6rn med armarna i kors och bl\u00e4ngde p\u00e5 honom l\u00e4ngs med n\u00e4sryggen. Bj\u00f6rn, tillbaka till verkligheten, tittade p\u00e5 mig:<\/p>\n

”Vad \u00e4r det, \u00e4lskling?”<\/p>\n

”Inget. Men jag kan k\u00e4nna att om vi ska g\u00e5 p\u00e5 r\u00e4ttvisa s\u00e5 har du alla n\u00e4tter i hela hans liv att ta igen f\u00f6rst.”<\/p>\n

Bj\u00f6rn undvek blicken och log skyldigt. ”Jaa… jag vet. Jag kom p\u00e5 det efter att jag hade sagt det.”<\/p>\n

”Ingen fara, jag tar l\u00e4ggningen, men sen kanske det \u00e4r dags att du tar natten med honom. Jag skulle m\u00e5 bra av att f\u00e5 sova en hel natt. Du vet, som du oftast g\u00f6r i veckorna.”<\/p>\n

”M-m…”<\/p>\n

”Kanon! Det h\u00e4r blir bra f\u00f6r dig! D\u00e5 kommer du bli mindre ben\u00e4gen att gl\u00f6mma bort att passa s\u00e5 han inte tjuvsover i soffan p\u00e5 kv\u00e4llarna, s\u00e5d\u00e4r som han gjorde ikv\u00e4ll. Vad bra det h\u00e4r blev.”<\/p>\n

Bj\u00f6rn\u00a0skrattade i kapitulation medan jag tog \u00f6ver vid sk\u00f6tbordet.<\/p>\n

Ofrivillig bebisabstinens<\/h3>\n

Trots att jag var helt fri att sova utav bara tusan s\u00e5 fixade jag inte att l\u00e4gga mig i g\u00e4strummet. Jag t\u00e4nkte att jag kanske m\u00e5ste fasa ut den intensiva n\u00e4rheten till min bebis f\u00f6rst, s\u00e5 Bj\u00f6rn och jag bytte bara sida i\u00a0s\u00e4ngen.<\/p>\n

Det h\u00f6ll i en timme, sen vaknade Simon av en mardr\u00f6m och Bj\u00f6rn var p\u00e5 benen innan jag ens hunnit uppfatta problemet. Sen sov vi i kanske 2 timmar, varp\u00e5 Adrian vaknade i en extra rosslig hostattack. Bj\u00f6rn trodde han h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 att kv\u00e4vas, fick panik (l\u00e4t det som) och hittade inte lysknappen p\u00e5 s\u00e4nglampan, s\u00e5 alla grejer jag har p\u00e5 mitt s\u00e4ngbord \u00e5kte i golvet. S\u00e5 \u00e4ven nappen. Ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r att bara ta med sig barnet till badrummet s\u00e5 skulle det snorsugas och grejas direkt i s\u00e4ngen, tydligen, vilket Adrian avskyr s\u00e5\u00a0han vr\u00e5lade som om v\u00e4rlden kommit till sin \u00e4nde. Sen f\u00f6ljde en stunds irriterat nappletande, och n\u00e4r det \u00e4ntligen blev lugnt igen b\u00f6rjade ungen snarka.<\/p>\n

Vad h\u00e5ller jag p\u00e5 med?<\/h3>\n

Efter kanske 20 min tappra avslappnings\u00f6vningar k\u00e4nde jag att det var f\u00e4rdigfasat f\u00f6r min del.\u00a0Varf\u00f6r ligger jag kvar? Nu drar jag inte nytta av min situation, t\u00e4nkte jag och sm\u00f6g iv\u00e4g till g\u00e4strummet.<\/p>\n

I slut\u00e4ndan sov jag inte mer \u00e4n vanligt, och hade dessutom en molande huvudv\u00e4rk \u00f6ver \u00f6gonen hela dagen d\u00e4rp\u00e5 som tack f\u00f6r besv\u00e4ret.<\/p>\n

Hej Hej Vardag<\/a> har gjort en tr\u00e4ffande illustration i \u00e4mnet. Hennes inl\u00e4gg Kriget om s\u00f6mn<\/a> fick mig att skratta h\u00f6gt, f\u00f6r \u00e4ven om det inte ser ut s\u00e5 hemma hos oss s\u00e5 \u00e4r det EXAKT s\u00e5 det l\u00e5ter i mitt huvud.<\/p>\n

\"s\u00f6mnkriget\"<\/a>
Kriget om s\u00f6mn<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

”Fyra m\u00e5nader, baby. Fyra m\u00e5nader.”<\/p>\n

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