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Den ber\u00f6mda bebisbubblen… Ah, jag minns den som ig\u00e5r \u2013 eller inte. Jag minns inte mycket alls, faktiskt, vilket \u00e4r en av anledningarna till att den h\u00e4r bloggen \u00e4r s\u00e5 bra f\u00f6r mig.<\/p>\n
Minnen.<\/p>\n
H\u00e4r \u00e4r till exempel n\u00e5gra utkast som skrevs under bebistiden \u2013 eller strax innan \u2013 men som aldrig n\u00e5dde dagens ljus eftersom tanken var borta n\u00e4r det v\u00e4l blev tillf\u00e4lle att utveckla.<\/p>\n
Jag ska ber\u00e4tta.<\/p>\n
Det \u00e4r som n\u00e4r man har mycket gas. Inte s\u00e5 att det gr\u00e4nsar till magknip, men man k\u00e4nner hur gasen\u00a0f\u00f6rflyttar sig bubbligt och ryckigt i tarmarna.<\/p>\n
T\u00e4nk dig att du tappar tv\u00e5len, allts\u00e5 den d\u00e4r tv\u00e5len som \u00e4r som en stor t\u00e4ndsticksask, i duschen. Den glider dig ur fingrarna och du liksom jagar den i luften, utan att riktigt f\u00e5 grepp om den men ocks\u00e5 utan att tappa den direkt. S\u00e5 k\u00e4nns det, fast i magen. Tarmarna h\u00e5ller p\u00e5 och fipplar med n\u00e5n hal grej utan att riktigt f\u00e5 tag i den.<\/p>\n
Ibland \u00e4r det som en nervryckning, du vet s\u00e5na d\u00e4r man kan ha\u00a0i \u00f6gat \u2013 eller i vilket muskel som helst egentligen \u2013 fast starkare, p\u00e5 sidan av magen och l\u00e4ngre in i kroppen. D\u00e5 har barnet hicka.<\/p>\n
N\u00e4r jag \u00e4ntligen f\u00e5tt tyst p\u00e5 bebisen som vr\u00e5lat i magknip (?) i 25 min, punkterat av spyor, rapar och bl\u00f6jmuller misst\u00e4nkt likt bajs, s\u00e5 somnar han tv\u00e4rt \u2013 antagligen av utmattning \u2013 och JAG KOLLAR INTE BL\u00d6JAN. Jag l\u00e5ter honom sova.<\/p>\n
F\u00f6r dem som inte f\u00e5r snilleblixtar till h\u00f6ger och v\u00e4nster finns plagiatet, eller \u00f6vers\u00e4ttningar. Direkta \u00f6vers\u00e4ttningar. Helst av en tveksam ramsa om en mor som f\u00f6rlorar sina barn ett efter ett.<\/p>\n
Five little ducks went swimming one day<\/em> Fem sm\u00e5 ankor tog sig ett dopp Och Dr Snuggles, p\u00e5 samma tema, f\u00e5r v\u00e4l de flesta (idag) vuxna att misst\u00e4nka inblandning av diverse olagliga preparat under skapandeprocessen, och Teletubbies l\u00e4mnar en rad rysande fr\u00e5getecken efter sig.<\/p>\n
\nover the hill and far away<\/em>
\nMother duck said quack quack quack<\/em>
\nbut only four little ducks came back<\/em><\/p>\n
\ni sj\u00f6n bortom bergen l\u00e5ngt, l\u00e5ngt bort
\nMamma anka ropa kvack kvack kvack
\nmen bara fyra sm\u00e5 ankor kom tillbaks\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n