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N\u00e4r jag hade h\u00e4mtat Simon p\u00e5 f\u00f6ris i torsdags\u00a0f\u00f6rfl\u00f6t allt i vanlig ordning; promenad hem\u00e5t, bes\u00f6k p\u00e5 mataff\u00e4ren, parkering av barnvagn i garage,\u00a0inplockning av bebis och toddler i hus, avkl\u00e4dning. Eftersom alla ska kl\u00e4 av sig ytterkl\u00e4der, och man b\u00f6rjar med den som sover (Adrian) s\u00e5 han slipper bli varm och vakna, s\u00e5 blir det lite spring mellan varven.<\/p>\n

Simon fick tag i v\u00e5ra 2 skohorn som finns i hallen. Vi har ett litet i metall och ett l\u00e5ngt i plast. Det lilla tog jag tillbaka direkt eftersom han satte sig och slog det i golvplattorna, s\u00e5 d\u00e5 tog han med sig det l\u00e5nga och f\u00f6rsvann in i k\u00f6ket.<\/p>\n

Jag h\u00e4ngde av mig ytterkl\u00e4derna och svarade i telefonen n\u00e4r mamma ringde. Jag pratade med henne i handsfree, gick ut i k\u00f6ket och b\u00f6rjade plocka med n\u00e5t p\u00e5 diskb\u00e4nken. Jag h\u00f6rde Simon b\u00f6ka i bakgrunden, han b\u00f6kar alltid, men s\u00e5 h\u00f6rde jag att han rasade och satte ig\u00e5ng med sirentjut.<\/p>\n

Mamma ojade sig i telefonen, jag gick fram till Simon som l\u00e5g platt p\u00e5 mage under en stol och gr\u00e4t med pannan mot h\u00e4nderna, och lyfte upp honom.<\/p>\n

Blodet rann ymnigt. Jag t\u00e4nkte att han m\u00e5ste slagit i l\u00e4ppen eller n\u00e5t eftersom det var s\u00e5 mycket och ganska tunt, men oron steg snabbt n\u00e4r jag b\u00f6rjade se efter och sp\u00e5rade k\u00e4llan till \u00f6gat. Ett djupt jack snett ovanf\u00f6r h\u00f6ger \u00f6ga, under \u00f6gonbrynet, gapade mot mig n\u00e4r jag b\u00f6rjade torka. Blodet blandade sig med krokodilt\u00e5rar och f\u00e4rgade allt ljusr\u00f6tt.<\/p>\n

Isande oro l\u00e4mnade plats f\u00f6r l\u00e4ttnad n\u00e4r det blev tydligt att \u00f6gat klarat sig.<\/p>\n

”Mamma, det \u00e4r ganska djupt. Det h\u00e4r kanske beh\u00f6ver sys… Hur vet man om n\u00e5t beh\u00f6ver sys?” sa jag lugnt till min k\u00e4ra mor som inte l\u00e4t sig luras.<\/p>\n

”Ska jag komma \u00f6ver och titta?”<\/p>\n

Mamma kom och inspekterade skadan, och f\u00f6reslog n\u00e4rakuten. Jag ringde dit, f\u00f6rklarade l\u00e4get och fick en tid 19:30.<\/p>\n

N\u00e4r Bj\u00f6rn kom hem \u00e5kte mamma tillbaka till sitt pajbakande. Vi \u00e5t middag, och t\u00e4nkte att det nog kanske skulle bli sent p\u00e5 n\u00e4rakuten s\u00e5 vi kl\u00e4dde Simon i pyjamas innan vi \u00e5kte iv\u00e4g alla fyra.<\/p>\n

N\u00e4r vi fick komma in till l\u00e4karen vid 20 sa de att jacket satt f\u00f6r n\u00e4ra \u00f6gat och att en specialist m\u00e5ste titta p\u00e5 det. De skickade oss vidare till barnakuten p\u00e5 Astrid Lindgrens, med det glada tillropet att vi antagligen skulle f\u00e5 v\u00e4nta i kanske fyra timmar eller n\u00e5t s\u00e5nt.<\/p>\n

\"ettaring-pa-sjukhus\"<\/p>\n

P\u00e5 barnakuten fick vi d\u00e4remot hj\u00e4lp direkt (!!!). Efter att l\u00e4kare och sjuksyrra travat hela KS runt f\u00f6r att hitta tillr\u00e4ckligt bred tejp, och Simon under tiden unders\u00f6kt varenda kvadratcentimeter i rummet, s\u00e5 brottade de ner honom\u00a0p\u00e5 sjukhusbritsen och tv\u00e4ttade och tejpade. Bj\u00f6rn satt bredvid och h\u00f6ll i, han med, och jag hade s\u00e5 g\u00e4rna suttit d\u00e4r jag ocks\u00e5 men Adrian hade vaknat och kr\u00e4vt mat strax innan s\u00e5 det var bara att finna sig.<\/p>\n

Simon var vid det h\u00e4r laget b\u00e5de \u00f6vertr\u00f6tt, r\u00e4dd och arg samtidigt. Han \u00e5lade och skrek sig hes, och mammahj\u00e4rtat gnisslade under ljuden. Fan, det \u00e4r inte kul att h\u00f6ra sin unge skrika och inte ens n\u00e5 att klappa.<\/p>\n

\"smabarnsskada\"Det gick bra till slut, i alla fall. Jag fr\u00e5gade om det var b\u00e4st att h\u00e5lla honom hemma fr\u00e5n f\u00f6ris ett par dagar f\u00f6r s\u00e4kerhets skull, men det tyckte inte doktorn. ”Varf\u00f6r det?” sa han. \u00d6gat\u00a0\u00e4r nu tejpat, Simon p\u00e5minner om Scar men
\nverkar inte t\u00e4nka p\u00e5 det hela tiden och det st\u00f6r inte hans syn eller s\u00e5. Han var\u00a0p\u00e5 f\u00f6ris ig\u00e5r och till allas f\u00f6rv\u00e5ning satt tejpen kvar n\u00e4r vi kom dit.<\/p>\n

Vi f\u00e5r v\u00e4l se hur l\u00e4nge den f\u00e5r vara kvar. Helst ska den sitta i 4-5 dagar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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