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Jag satt\u00a0hemma i soffan och ringde\u00a0Bj\u00f6rn, som var\u00a0p\u00e5 jobbet:<\/p>\n

Jag: Hej, st\u00f6r jag?<\/p>\n

B: Va?<\/p>\n

Jag: St\u00f6r jag mitt i n\u00e5t m\u00f6te eller n\u00e5t igen, som ig\u00e5r?<\/p>\n

B: Ja.<\/p>\n

Jag: Men varf\u00f6r svarar du d\u00e5, om du \u00e4r upptagen?<\/p>\n

B: Jamen? Du ringer ju. Du skickar inte ett meddelande, d\u00e5 m\u00e5ste det ju vara viktigt.<\/p>\n

Jag: \u00c5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5 precis r\u00e4tt svar. Nu f\u00e5r jag d\u00e5ligt samvete. Ska vi l\u00e4gga p\u00e5 s\u00e5 skickar jag ett meddelande ist\u00e4llet?<\/p>\n

B: Hah, s\u00e4g bara, nu har jag ju g\u00e5tt ut.<\/p>\n

Jag ringde honom f\u00f6r att jag ville h\u00f6ra hans r\u00f6st, men det kunde jag inte med att s\u00e4ga d\u00e5 n\u00e4r han sa s\u00e5d\u00e4r. Jag vill ju inte undergr\u00e4va viktigheten i mina samtal. Meddelandet som jag annars skulle ha skickat skulle ha g\u00e5tt ut p\u00e5 att jag fortfarande m\u00e5r s\u00e5 kasst att jag inte k\u00e4nner mig kapabel att f\u00f6rflytta mig fr\u00e5n soffan upp till sovrummet, \u00e4n mindre ut till bilen i eftermiddag och h\u00e4mta Simon p\u00e5 f\u00f6rskolan. Bj\u00f6rn f\u00e5r lov att g\u00f6ra allt sj\u00e4lv.<\/p>\n

Saken \u00e4r den att jag f\u00e5tt Simons magsjuka. Jag vet inte n\u00e4r jag var magsjuk senast, men jag \u00e4r r\u00e4tt \u00f6vertygad om att det inte var i vuxen \u00e5lder s\u00e5\u00a0med det i \u00e5tanke trodde jag att jag skulle klara mig. Det k\u00e4nns som att det kanske kommer bli ett \u00e5terkommande tema den h\u00e4r h\u00f6sten f\u00f6r \u00f6vrigt, att jag \u00f6vermodigt tror att jag \u00e4r os\u00e5rbar \u00e4nda tills jag kraschar.<\/p>\n

N\u00e4r jag \u00e5kte hem fr\u00e5n jobbet ig\u00e5r eftermiddag m\u00e5dde jag illa, men jag trodde det var till f\u00f6ljd av nattens \u00a0helt klart underm\u00e5liga s\u00f6mn (3 timmar). Jag m\u00e5r ofta lite illa till och fr\u00e5n, det \u00e4r en av alla stj\u00e4rnor i kanten p\u00e5 graviditeten, men n\u00e4r jag h\u00e4mtade Simon b\u00f6rjade styrkan i kroppen svikta och en timme senare skickade jag ett meddelande till Bj\u00f6rn om att han skulle fokusera p\u00e5 att bara komma hem.<\/p>\n

N\u00e5n kvart innan han \u00e4ntligen kom kunde jag inte st\u00e5 emot l\u00e4ngre utan h\u00e4ngde p\u00e5 toalettstolen och kr\u00e4ktes som… som… jag vet inte vad. Toad\u00f6rren stod \u00f6ppen, och lilla Simon som k\u00e4nde att allt inte stod r\u00e4tt till redan innan blev j\u00e4tter\u00e4dd n\u00e4r jag b\u00f6rjade kr\u00e4kas. Han stod bredvid mig och skrek och gr\u00e4t, och jag f\u00f6rs\u00f6kte samla mig och lugnt tala om f\u00f6r honom att ”mamma m\u00e5r d\u00e5ligt men det g\u00f6r ingenting, det \u00e4r ingen fara Simon”. Det h\u00e4r med att samla sig mitt under en spyattack var ganska sv\u00e5rt, men det gick faktiskt, h\u00f6r och h\u00e4pna.<\/p>\n

Jag satte mig p\u00e5 kn\u00e4, tog honom i famnen och upprepade att det inte var n\u00e5gon fara. ”Mamma kr\u00e4ktes, som du gjorde f\u00f6rut. Men det g\u00f6r ingenting.” Det var nog inte den mysigaste kramen jag utdelat i mitt liv men han lugnade sig, 2 minuter senare verkade det vara gl\u00f6mt och sen kom Bj\u00f6rn hem.<\/p>\n

Natten blev f\u00f6rf\u00e4rlig. Jag menar visst, jag m\u00e5dde illa och var tvungen att g\u00e5 upp n\u00e5gra g\u00e5nger och s\u00e5d\u00e4r, men det jag inte f\u00f6rv\u00e4ntat mig var twisten det inneb\u00e4r att vara h\u00f6ggravid i sammanhanget.<\/p>\n

V\u00e5ldsamma kr\u00e4kningar \u00e4r en h\u00e5rd anstr\u00e4ngning f\u00f6r magmusklerna, och jag fick 2 attacker under kv\u00e4llen. N\u00e4r jag gick till s\u00e4ngs b\u00f6rjade sammandragningar, gissningsvis triggade under kv\u00e4llen, komma och g\u00e5. De gjorde ont, de kom ganska regelbundet, de framkallade akut illam\u00e5ende och de verkade h\u00e5lla Tv\u00e5an vaken. Han sparkade mig p\u00e5 mags\u00e4cken d\u00e5 och d\u00e5 som tack. I 5 timmar h\u00f6ll det p\u00e5 innan det ebbade av, men de \u00e4r inte borta.<\/p>\n

I min hoppl\u00f6shet framp\u00e5 sm\u00e5timmarna b\u00f6rjade jag till slut undra om det var m\u00f6jligt att trigga ig\u00e5ng f\u00f6rlossningen via maginfluensa. F\u00f6rest\u00e4ll dig att \u00e5ka in till BB med fullt blommande maginfluensa<\/em>. Satan.<\/p>\n

Jag ringde moster Catrine, du vet hon som \u00e4r BVC-sk\u00f6terska, och fr\u00e5gade om det nu p\u00e5 morgonen. Hon h\u00f6ll det inte f\u00f6r otroligt, men visste inte. N\u00e4r man fr\u00e5gar Google s\u00e5 verkar det som att det \u00e4r vanligare att man f\u00e5r v\u00e4rkar som inte \u00e5stadkommer n\u00e5got \u00e4n att f\u00f6rlossningen faktiskt kommer ig\u00e5ng.<\/p>\n

Nu k\u00e4nns det inte alls som att n\u00e5got \u00e4r p\u00e5 g\u00e5ng i f\u00f6rlossningsv\u00e4g… men nog blev jag\u00a0lite nyfiken. Och dessutom kom jag fram till\u00a0att s\u00e5 fort jag orkar f\u00f6rflytta mig s\u00e5 ska vi packa det vi kan till f\u00f6rlossningsv\u00e4skan. Det \u00e4r trots allt inte s\u00e5 l\u00e5ngt kvar…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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