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Vi \u00e5ker till landet idag. Presens, eftersom jag och Simon \u00e4r framme men inte Bj\u00f6rn. Inte \u00e4n. Vi tar det fr\u00e5n b\u00f6rjan:<\/p>\n

P\u00e5 min f\u00f6delsedag var Bj\u00f6rn borta p\u00e5 Adels\u00f6, dvs i princip utomlands, och k\u00f6pte en b\u00e5t. Vi hade en b\u00e5t p\u00e5 landet som vi \u00e4gde tillsammans med Bj\u00f6rns bror, men de har en egen b\u00e5t s\u00e5 den vi hade gemensamt s\u00e5ldes. N\u00e4r jag kom hem den dagen stod den nyink\u00f6pta b\u00e5ten tillf\u00e4lligt parkerad p\u00e5 baksidan.<\/p>\n

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Den h\u00e4r helgen k\u00f6r vi ut den till landet. ”Vi” i det h\u00e4r fallet betyder Bj\u00f6rn. Den stod p\u00e5 ett 30-sl\u00e4p, vilket betyder att det skulle ta l\u00e5ng tid att k\u00f6ra fr\u00e5n oss till Stavsn\u00e4s d\u00e4r planen var att sj\u00f6s\u00e4tta den p\u00e5 l\u00e4mpligt st\u00e4lle, montera is\u00e4r sl\u00e4pet och l\u00e4gga det i b\u00e5ten, och sen k\u00f6ra till landet.<\/p>\n

Bj\u00f6rn sa att han inte hade en aning om hur l\u00e5ng tid det skulle ta, och att jag och Simon gjorde b\u00e4st i att \u00e5ka ut sj\u00e4lva. Jag h\u00f6ll motvilligt med.<\/p>\n

Ig\u00e5r kv\u00e4ll hade jag fortfarande inte lyckats skaka av mig motvilligheten. Tanken p\u00e5 att \u00e5ka kommunalt med Simon i 1,5 timme och sen vaxholmsb\u00e5t i ytterligare 1,5 timme SJ\u00c4LV gjorde mig n\u00e4stan nerv\u00f6s. Hur skulle jag f\u00e5 honom att acceptera att sitta stilla i bussen? Jag k\u00e4nner mig otymplig, osmidig, med ryggont och nedsatt stubin, och kunde inte se hur det skulle kunna bli en angen\u00e4m\/uth\u00e4rdlig resa.<\/p>\n

Den blev inte heller angen\u00e4m, men att kalla den outh\u00e4rdlig vore f\u00e5nigt. Redan p\u00e5 bussen, 3 minuter efter start, skulle Simon kl\u00e4ttra ur vagnen och kl\u00e4ttra runt. Efter en kvart var vi framme vid pendeln, d\u00e4r jag hj\u00e4lpte honom att kasta sig ner fr\u00e5n en b\u00e4nk p\u00e5 repeat tills pendeln kom. P\u00e5 t\u00e5get skulle han g\u00e5 omkring, g\u00e4rna sl\u00e4pa p\u00e5 s\u00e5ngboken han f\u00e5tt med sig, och ville INTE bli upplyft i famnen n\u00e4r d\u00f6rrarna \u00f6ppnades. Vi tog ett tidigare t\u00e5g, vilket var tur eftersom vi d\u00e5 hann med ett toalettbes\u00f6k p\u00e5 Centralen. Sen var det tunnelbana 3 min till Slussen, sen ers\u00e4ttningsbuss f\u00f6r Saltsj\u00f6banan i 25 min till Saltsj\u00f6baden. <\/p>\n

N\u00e4r vi stod och v\u00e4ntade p\u00e5 bussen vid Slussen f\u00f6rs\u00f6kte jag t\u00e4nka att det bara \u00e4r 25 minuter. 25 minuter g\u00e5r ganska fort. \u00c4nd\u00e5 k\u00e4ndes det som att 25 minuter i latensfasen skulle vara att f\u00f6redra framf\u00f6r 25 minuter p\u00e5 en buss med en unge som inte vet vad han vill och bara vantrivs. Trots det gick den bussresan b\u00e4st, f\u00f6r d\u00e5 fick han kedjegnaga p\u00e5 skorpor och fl\u00f6rta med folk utan att beh\u00f6va g\u00e5 fram till dem. Sen var det bara vaxholmsb\u00e5ten kvar.<\/p>\n

Enda s\u00e4ttet att \u00e5ka b\u00e5t med Simon \u00e4r att l\u00e5ta honom g\u00e5 runt p\u00e5 b\u00e5ten och s\u00e5 f\u00f6ljer man efter som en sorts livvakt. Vem som ska livvaktas – Simon som kl\u00e4ttrar upp och ner i den tv\u00e4rbranta trappan eller damen som Simon tillgivet bet i t\u00e5rna – varierar, vilket \u00e4nd\u00e5 g\u00f6r det lite intressant. Jag k\u00f6rde Babblarna i mobilen samtidigt som jag gav honom banan f\u00f6r att f\u00e5 i honom lite n\u00e4ring, men det h\u00f6ll inte s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge f\u00f6r sen tog surfen slut. <\/p>\n

Men \u00e4ven denna resa tog slut, vi kom fram, \u00e5t lunch, och nu sover han. Bj\u00f6rn skickade ett meddelande f\u00f6r en stund sen: ”Ett skepp kommer lastat!” och en bild.<\/p>\n

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Det verkar ha g\u00e5tt bra allting, f\u00f6r nu kom han precis hit. Hurra.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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