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I n\u00e4rheten av pappas och Pias hus, eller ja, det tar en kvart att k\u00f6ra dit, s\u00e5 ligger V\u00e4la<\/a> (”Sveriges st\u00f6rsta modehus”). Pia \u00e4r shopoholic, och jag har varit d\u00e4r med henne och knallat runt om inte varje, s\u00e5 varannan g\u00e5ng jag varit d\u00e4r och h\u00e4lsat p\u00e5.<\/p>\n

N\u00e4r jag var d\u00e4r f\u00f6r 3 \u00e5r sedan hittade jag en v\u00e4ska inne p\u00e5 Desigual som jag blev j\u00e4ttek\u00e4r i. Jag blir s\u00e4llan k\u00e4r, och \u00e4nnu mer s\u00e4llan i handv\u00e4skor. Men, min vana trogen<\/a>, st\u00e4llde jag mig den fatala fr\u00e5gan ”beh\u00f6ver<\/em> jag verkligen den h\u00e4r?”. Svaret var nej, jag hade v\u00e4skor. Jag klarade mig utan.<\/p>\n

Jag \u00e5ngrade mig redan n\u00e4r jag \u00e5kte d\u00e4rifr\u00e5n, och det tog 2 m\u00e5nader att f\u00e5 hem v\u00e4skan fr\u00e5n eBay och d\u00e5 bara 150 kr billigare. Det var det inte v\u00e4rt.<\/p>\n

Jag var p\u00e5 V\u00e4la centrum ig\u00e5r, efter eget \u00f6nskem\u00e5l. Pia f\u00f6ljde glatt med, hon hade \u00e4nd\u00e5 \u00e4rende i n\u00e4rheten. Tanken var att jag skulle tvinga mig sj\u00e4lv till lite egen tid med fokus p\u00e5 mig. En enda enkel regel:\u00a0ingen barnavdelning fick bes\u00f6kas.<\/p>\n

Jag k\u00f6pte n\u00f6dv\u00e4ndighetsgrejer som vanligt, mammakl\u00e4der jag kan ha p\u00e5 jobbet eftersom jag bara blir mer och mer obekv\u00e4m i mina vanliga kl\u00e4der (som \u00e4nd\u00e5 t\u00e5l magen). J\u00e4ttebra. Inte s\u00e5 passionerande roliga ink\u00f6p visserligen, men \u00e4nd\u00e5.<\/p>\n

Sen h\u00e4nde det igen. V\u00e4skan inne p\u00e5 Desigual. Inte samma, naturligtvis. En ny. En som jag inte beh\u00f6ver, men s\u00e5 innerligt g\u00e4rna vill ha. Jag ville inte k\u00f6pa den f\u00f6rst, s\u00e5 jag skickade ett meddelande till shoppingbuddy no 1 f\u00f6r moraliskt st\u00f6d.<\/p>\n

\"shoppinghj\u00e4lp\"<\/p>\n

\"jag<\/p>\n

Jag t\u00e4nkte att jag alltid kan l\u00e4mna tillbaka den om jag \u00e5ngrar mig, dessutom kom Pia ikapp mig. Jag f\u00f6rklarade l\u00e4get, och hon r\u00e4ddade mig fr\u00e5n mig sj\u00e4lv:<\/p>\n

”Man har alltid<\/em> anv\u00e4ndning f\u00f6r en handv\u00e4ska! Det kan man inte f\u00e5 f\u00f6r m\u00e5nga av!”<\/p>\n

Hon l\u00e4t som om hon konstaterade att man inte f\u00e5r vara elak mot andra\/sv\u00e4ra i kyrkan\/ha bikini p\u00e5 golfbanan n\u00e4r hon sa det, och s\u00e5 f\u00f6ljde hon med tillbaka till aff\u00e4ren. Dessutom hade jag f\u00e5tt pengar av min far att k\u00f6pa en f\u00f6delsedagspresent till mig sj\u00e4lv f\u00f6r.<\/p>\n

Tur att hon var med. Jag \u00e4r fortfarande j\u00e4tteglad. Tack Far f\u00f6r den fina v\u00e4skan, I love it <3<\/p>\n

Nej vet du vad, jag m\u00e5ste g\u00e5 och l\u00e4gga mig. Vi har k\u00f6rt hem fr\u00e5n Sk\u00e5ne hela dagen och imorgon ska vi k\u00f6ra ut b\u00e5ten till landet. Jag ska \u00e5ka kommunalt med Simon hela v\u00e4gen, dvs 3 timmar och 20 minuter med n\u00e5gon som tokv\u00e4grar att sitta stilla, och Bj\u00f6rn tar b\u00e5t och packning p\u00e5 30-sl\u00e4pet ut till Stavsn\u00e4s. D\u00e4r ska han l\u00e4gga i b\u00e5ten, montera is\u00e4r sl\u00e4pet och l\u00e4gga det i b\u00e5ten, och sedan k\u00f6ra \u00f6ver allt till landet.<\/p>\n

Det blir en l\u00e5ng dag f\u00f6r alla, tror jag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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