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V\u00e4rldens st\u00f6rsta klyscha i sm\u00e5barnssammanhang:<\/p>\n

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”Det g\u00e5r s\u00e5 fort!”<\/p>\n

F\u00f6r 2 veckor sedan \u2013 och d\u00e5 tar jag i i \u00f6verkant, antagligen var det s\u00e5 sent som f\u00f6r en vecka sen \u2013 s\u00e5 kunde jag st\u00e4lla Simon vid k\u00f6ksl\u00e5dorna och laga mat. Jag kunde st\u00e4lla honom vid kamingallret och dammsuga, till och med sy ibland. Jag kunde s\u00e4tta honom i hoppgungan och han hoppade runt d\u00e4r i minst flera minuter innan han tr\u00f6ttnade.<\/p>\n

No more.<\/p>\n

Det gick \u00f6ver en natt, bokstavligen<\/em>. I m\u00e5ndags k\u00e4ndes han understimulerad p\u00e5 morgonen s\u00e5 vi \u00e5kte till Sats. Han var p\u00e5 miniSats hela tiden utan gn\u00e4ll och verkade inte \u00f6verdrivet lycklig \u00f6ver att f\u00e5 g\u00e5 d\u00e4rifr\u00e5n n\u00e4r jag var klar. P\u00e5 eftermiddan \u00e5kte vi till \u00f6ppna f\u00f6rskolan och h\u00e4ngde, hamnade bredvid en mamma som meddelade att hon var lite star-strucked bredvid mig eftersom hon trodde att jag var k\u00e4nd\u00a0(oklart fr\u00e5n vad). Simon roade sig med att bita de andra bebisarna i de kroppsdelar han kom \u00e5t,\u00a0dvs armar, ben, bakhuvud, rumpa (ja, han bet en flicka i rumpan), och revirmarkera alla leksaker med dreggel. Under s\u00e5ngstunden h\u00f6ll han takten med trumman han f\u00e5tt genom att dunka sig sj\u00e4lv i huvudet med den.<\/p>\n

N\u00e4r han vaknade vid 17 gick det inte att v\u00e4nda ryggan till f\u00f6r att laga mat eftersom han, helt pl\u00f6tsligt, l\u00e4rt sig att krypa bra mycket fortare \u00e4n en snigel i uppf\u00f6rsbacke. Han for runt och pillade p\u00e5 sladdar, v\u00e4ggkontakter (de \u00e4r barns\u00e4kra men t\u00e4nk om vi \u00e4r hemma hos n\u00e5n d\u00e4r de inte \u00e4r det), s\u00f6g p\u00e5 mobilladdare (som jag trodde l\u00e5g p\u00e5 soffbordet), brottades med dammsugaren och\u00a0rev ner allt han kom \u00f6ver. Det konstiga, eller det luriga, \u00e4r att han \u00e4r inte s\u00e5 snabb att man inte hinner med, men f\u00f6r snabb f\u00f6r att man ska v\u00e5ga v\u00e4nda bort blicken. Jag blev tvungen att laga mat med honom i selen p\u00e5 magen. Man m\u00e5ste d\u00e5 jobba med raka armar eftersom han greppar allt, s\u00e5 \u00e4ven heta stekpannor om tillf\u00e4lle ges, och det har sin effekt p\u00e5 axlar och rygg.<\/p>\n

Sen dess har vi fyllt dagarna med miniSats och \u00f6ppna f\u00f6rskolan, promenader till lekparker d\u00e4r vi har gungat och \u00e5kt rutchkana, och jag har l\u00e4ngtat hj\u00e4rtligt\u00a0tills han l\u00e4r sig g\u00e5 sj\u00e4lv och det blir varmare ute s\u00e5 att min rygg f\u00e5r k\u00e4mpa lite mindre.<\/p>\n

Idag \u00e4r det l\u00f6rdag, och jag vet pl\u00f6tsligt inte vad jag ska ta mig till. Idag jobbar Bj\u00f6rn med f\u00f6rberedelser inf\u00f6r avb\u00e4ring av v\u00e4ggen till k\u00f6ket, s\u00e5 jag har Simon och vill inte \u00e5ka till Sats (mensv\u00e4rk) och \u00f6ppna f\u00f6rskolan \u00e4r st\u00e4ngd. Jag ringde hit Jonas (bror) till lunch och nu sover Simon, s\u00e5 det blir nog bra \u00e4nd\u00e5… men det m\u00e4rks hur orutinerad man \u00e4r. Trodde jag att vi alltid skulle kunna ta det lite lugnt hemma och att det skulle g\u00e5 bra? Tydligen. Eller jag trodde v\u00e4l att \u00f6verg\u00e5ngen skulle ske lite mjukare, lite mer successivt. S\u00e5 att jag skulle hinna med att fatta.<\/p>\n

Nu \u00e4r han vaken igen s\u00e5 det \u00e4r bara att k\u00f6ra p\u00e5 \u00a0?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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