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Jag var inne i en aff\u00e4r en sv\u00e4ng f\u00f6r att f\u00f6rdriva tiden medan jag v\u00e4ntade p\u00e5 bussen. Jag hade 7 minuter och det var kallt ute. Helt n\u00e4ra kassan h\u00e4ngde sagolikt mjuka tr\u00f6jor av modell Oformlig p\u00e5 70% rea, s\u00e5 jag parkerade mig d\u00e4r och stod och var helt n\u00f6jd, i en minut eller tv\u00e5, med att bara klappa p\u00e5 dem.<\/p>\n

Sedan sm\u00f6g sig tanken p\u00e5 att skiljas fr\u00e5n dem in i periferin. Jag t\u00e4nkte: Jag kommer att \u00e5ngra mig. Jag t\u00e4nkte: N\u00e4r jag \u00e5ngrar mig och kommer tillbaka \u00e4r de slut. Jag t\u00e4nkte: Jag BEH\u00d6VER FAKTISKT en s\u00e5n h\u00e4r.<\/p>\n

Jag k\u00f6pte en, utan att prova den, och undrade om jag skulle f\u00e5 \u00e5ngra det.<\/p>\n

Nu bor jag i den.<\/p>\n

\"mjukiste\"<\/p>\n

Den \u00e4r gjord av \u00e5tervunnen polyester. Den \u00e4r som en morgonrock man inte m\u00e5ste h\u00e5lla p\u00e5 att r\u00e4tta till f\u00f6r att det inte ska dra kallt. En halv morgonrock.<\/p>\n

\"halv<\/p>\n

Bj\u00f6rn s\u00e4ger att jag ser ut som en s\u00e4l i den. Han har r\u00e4tt, f\u00f6rst\u00e5s, men jag f\u00e5r ju ha ett MJUKISDJUR p\u00e5 mig. Vad bryr jag mig om utseende? Mina tjusiga dagar har tagit ett sabbats\u00e5r; smink, snygga kl\u00e4der, till och med underh\u00e5ll av \u00f6gonbryn har tappat n\u00e4stan all sin charm.<\/p>\n

Nu \u00e4r det s\u00e4ltr\u00f6jor, te och tr\u00f6tt kropp som g\u00e4ller.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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