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Jag var in p\u00e5 apoteket ig\u00e5r efter jobbet f\u00f6r att g\u00f6ra \u00e4nnu ett i en mycket l\u00e5ng rad f\u00f6rs\u00f6k att hitta lindring f\u00f6r mina torra l\u00e4ppar. Jag bad om hj\u00e4lp, tjejen lyssnade uppm\u00e4rksamt och f\u00f6reslog n\u00e5t jag redan provat och ratat. Efter \u00e4nnu ett \u00f6gonblicks stint lyssnande gav hov mig en vit kr\u00e4m.<\/p>\n

”\u00c5, den d\u00e4r ger jag min son. Det blir bra, den \u00e4r \u00e4nd\u00e5 slut.”<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 nu st\u00e5r jag och v\u00e4ntar p\u00e5 bussen med matl\u00e5dep\u00e5sen packad med lunch, te, banan och Bepanthen*.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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*rumpkr\u00e4m f\u00f6r r\u00f6da babystj\u00e4rtar<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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