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{"id":2886,"date":"2016-05-22T20:04:52","date_gmt":"2016-05-22T18:04:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mammatrams.se\/?p=2886"},"modified":"2016-07-20T18:32:40","modified_gmt":"2016-07-20T16:32:40","slug":"pardon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mammatrams.se\/pardon\/","title":{"rendered":"Pardon?"},"content":{"rendered":"Frist\u00e5ende forts\u00e4ttning p\u00e5 H\u00f6rde jag r\u00e4tt?<\/a> och <\/em>Come again?<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n Jag tittar p\u00e5 TV, det g\u00f6rs reklam f\u00f6r en resestol f\u00f6r nyf\u00f6dd, men bilderna visar toaletter. N\u00e4sta g\u00e5ng reklamen g\u00e5r sitter jag p\u00e5 soffkanten med kisande \u00f6gon och koncentrerar mig. Bj\u00f6rn sitter och matar Simon i k\u00f6ket. Simon hummar och illustrerar precis hur underbart och fantastiskt gott det \u00e4r, hur ingenting n\u00e5gonsin kan vara b\u00e4ttre \u00e4n det som just nu h\u00e4nder i hans mun. Chefen st\u00e5r och tittar sig i spegeln och kammar h\u00e5ret med fingrarna. Kollegan i telefonen: ”Hade han med sig soffan p\u00e5 rummet?” Frist\u00e5ende forts\u00e4ttning p\u00e5 H\u00f6rde jag r\u00e4tt? och Come again? Jag tittar p\u00e5 TV, det g\u00f6rs reklam f\u00f6r en resestol f\u00f6r nyf\u00f6dd, men bilderna visar toaletter. N\u00e4sta g\u00e5ng reklamen g\u00e5r sitter jag p\u00e5 soffkanten med kisande \u00f6gon och koncentrerar mig. Reklamen g\u00e4ller en WC-stol fr\u00e5n If\u00f6. Bj\u00f6rn sitter och matar Simon i k\u00f6ket. Simon hummar och […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vardagstrams"],"yoast_head":"\n
\nReklamen g\u00e4ller en WC-stol fr\u00e5n If\u00f6.<\/p>\n
\nSimon: ”Mmmmm um-um-mmmm-MMM!”
\nBj\u00f6rn: ”Mmm, jaaaa, det \u00e4r GOTT med l\u00f6sh\u00e5r.”
\nJag: ”Va? \u00c4ter han l\u00f6sh\u00e5r!?” (Vi har inget l\u00f6sh\u00e5r i huset.)
\nBj\u00f6rn: ”Nej, han \u00e4r som ett bottenl\u00f6st h\u00e5l.”<\/p>\n
\n”Ja jag vet, vattengympa \u00e4r j\u00e4ttebra, jag gick p\u00e5 det f\u00f6rut men jag fick ont i nacken.”
\nJag: ”Va? Fick du ont i nacken?”
\nChefen: ”Nej, det var ute i Nacka.”<\/p>\n
\nJag: ”Va?”
\nHon: ”Soffan?”
\nJag: ”Fr\u00e5gar du mig nu om R\u00e4kan tog med sig en soffa upp p\u00e5 sitt rum?”
\nHon: ”Va? En soffa? Hur skulle han kunna f\u00e5 med sig en hel soffa? Han \u00e4r ju j\u00e4tteliten!”
\nJag: ”Jag har varit borta ett \u00e5r! Man vet aldrig, h\u00e4r har det kanske h\u00e4nt grejer.”
\nHon: ”Hahaha nej, jag fr\u00e5gade om du hade m\u00e5nga ankomster kvar.”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"