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Jag n\u00e4mnde att Simon f\u00e5tt 2 sm\u00e5 gaddar i underk\u00e4ken. Det har sina f\u00f6r- och nackdelar, kan man s\u00e4ga \u2013 eller nackdel, singular. F\u00f6rdelar: alla utom en. Nackdel: man kan uttrycka det s\u00e5 att morgonamningen vi fortfarande k\u00f6r med \u00e4r, s\u00e5 att s\u00e4ga, p\u00e5 upph\u00e4llningen. Han har en tendens att bita tag och h\u00e5lla fast, det g\u00f6r n\u00e5t alldeles fasansfullt ont och han gjorde det f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen h\u00e4rom morgonen.<\/p>\n

”AAAJ! SSSHHHHTTTPFFF!!!” br\u00f6lade jag, f\u00f6r Simons del till synes helt oprovocerat. Han kastade sig bak\u00e5t och stirrade upp mot mig i m\u00f6rkret, jag kunde precis urskilja det f\u00f6rskr\u00e4ckta ansiktsuttrycket.<\/p>\n

”Nej!” sa jag.<\/p>\n

Han stirrade och h\u00f6ll andan, och jag stirrade tillbaka. Efter ett par frusna \u00f6gonblick kom balkongl\u00e4ppsminen, sen protestrop, sen t\u00e5rar. Jag str\u00f6k honom \u00f6ver huvudet och lugnade, och han tog nytt tag. Bara n\u00e5n minut senare h\u00e4nde samma sak igen, och jag reagerade likadant. Nu s\u00e5g Simon r\u00e4dd ut i m\u00f6rkret, han gr\u00e4t stora krokodilt\u00e5rar och mitt hj\u00e4rta brast. Jag kunde h\u00f6ra<\/em> splittret i br\u00f6stet, och medan han\u00a0gr\u00e4t f\u00e4rdigt f\u00f6rklarade jag att s\u00e5 f\u00e5r man INTE g\u00f6ra. N\u00e4r han lugnat sig ville han inte ta tag mer, han fick sin napp och l\u00e5g sedan ovanligt stilla i min famn och, verkade det som, \u00e5terh\u00e4mtade sig.<\/p>\n

Skr\u00e4mde jag honom? Man vill ju inte skr\u00e4mmas, men man vill absolut inte bli draculabiten i br\u00f6stv\u00e5rtorna som start p\u00e5 dagen heller. De d\u00e4r betten g\u00f6r det olympiskt sv\u00e5rt att reagera sansat och stabilt, det k\u00e4nns ju som att n\u00e5n f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker s\u00e5ga av dem med en sl\u00f6 b\u00e5gfil. S\u00e5nt fixar jag inte f\u00f6re frukost.<\/p>\n

Sedan dess har han bitit mig n\u00e4stan varje morgon, alltid med samma svar fr\u00e5n mig, och jag upplever att han inte fattar… S\u00e5 nu\u00a0k\u00e4nner jag mig lite villr\u00e5dig, faktiskt. Vi skulle kunna sluta med amningen utan problem, han \u00e4r inte speciellt intresserad \u00e4nd\u00e5, det \u00e4r bara det att… det \u00e4r ju s\u00e5 nyttigt f\u00f6r honom.<\/p>\n

Ah, det l\u00f6ser sig. R\u00e4tt som det \u00e4r kanske han ratar mig helt och d\u00e5 har jag inget att fundera \u00f6ver.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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