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Vi har precis sl\u00e4ckt s\u00e4nglampan f\u00f6r natten och Bj\u00f6rn kollar n\u00e5t i sin telefon. Jag lyssnar inte n\u00e4r han s\u00e4ger n\u00e5nting om att h\u00e4r st\u00e5r det, barn, m\u00e4ta sm\u00e4rtor.
\nJag \u00e4r tyst och v\u00e4ntar p\u00e5 att min hj\u00e4rna automatiskt ska \u00f6vers\u00e4tta f\u00f6r mig vad jag precis h\u00f6rde, s\u00e5 att jag eventuellt kan kommentera. Ingenting h\u00e4nder. Jag ber honom upprepa.
\n”Jag sa att det st\u00e5r h\u00e4r att sm\u00e5barn kan \u00e4ta sm\u00e5 \u00e4rtor.”
\nAha.<\/p>\n

Bj\u00f6rn st\u00e5r vid diskb\u00e4nken och hackar\u00a0l\u00f6k, jag st\u00e5r lite bakom och gungar Simon i selen p\u00e5 magen.
\nSimon:\u00a0”Ha da da na na ha lal?”
\nBj\u00f6rn: ”Nej Simon, det \u00e4r inte halal.”<\/p>\n

Jag ligger i soffan och kollar p\u00e5 Idol. Bj\u00f6rn kommer tillbaka efter att ha sprungit upp till Simon som ropade i radion p\u00e5 assistans.
\nJag: ”Gick det bra?”
\nBj\u00f6rn stoppar en halv chokkadkaka i munnen och svarar: ”Han har ju sommarjobb.”
\nJag: ”Va? Sommarjobb?”
\nBj\u00f6rn: ”Han somnade om! Vad \u00e4r mest troligt; att har somnar om eller att han f\u00e5r sommarjobb?”
\nJag: ”Haha… MEN DU F\u00c5R JU PRATA S\u00c5 MAN SLIPPER GISSA VAD DU S\u00c4GER!”<\/p>\n

Vi ligger i soffan och kollar p\u00e5 tv. Jag p\u00e5pekar att det \u00e4r sent och att vi borde g\u00e5 och l\u00e4gga oss, och Bj\u00f6rn st\u00e4nger av. Jag ber\u00e4ttar f\u00f6rtroligt att jag inte vill resa mig, att jag vill ta vara p\u00e5 mina sista minuter i frihet innan vi somnar och en ny dag b\u00f6rjar och jag m\u00e5ste v\u00e4nta \u00e4nda till imorgon kv\u00e4ll innan jag \u00e4r fri igen (”fri” anv\u00e4nds h\u00e4r med st\u00f6rsta m\u00f6jliga v\u00e4lvilja och k\u00e4rlek).
\nBj\u00f6rn: ”Ja du menar n\u00e4r lillfan vaknar?”
\nJag: ”Va? Lillfan?!”
\nBj\u00f6rn: ”Jag sa ’din f\u00e5ngvaktare’.\u00a0Jag tror vi f\u00e5r vaxa av dina \u00f6ron.”<\/p>\n

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