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Jag hade best\u00e4llt grejer fr\u00e5n n\u00e4tet med avsikt att skicka tillbaka (var n\u00e4stan s\u00e4ker p\u00e5 att det var fel, det var en adapter till babyskyddet, men jag ville s\u00e5 g\u00e4rna att den skulle passa). Jag mejlade f\u00f6retaget och fick returfraktsedel fr\u00e5n kundtj\u00e4nst. Sen st\u00e4llde Bj\u00f6rn kartongen intill v\u00e4ggen bakom sin stol i k\u00f6ket och jag gl\u00f6mde hela skiten. Jag kom p\u00e5 det igen nu alldeles nyss och printade fraktsedel och tejpade ihop kartongen direkt, men jag \u00e4r os\u00e4ker p\u00e5 om jag hinner f\u00e5 iv\u00e4g det innan 14-dagars-\u00e5ngerr\u00e4tten g\u00e5r ut. Minns inte n\u00e4r jag k\u00f6pte el\u00e4ndet. Fan ocks\u00e5.<\/p>\n

\"Simon<\/a><\/p>\n

I f\u00f6rmiddags var vi p\u00e5 s\u00e5ngstund p\u00e5 \u00f6ppna f\u00f6rskolan igen. P\u00e5 eftermiddagen ringde Bj\u00f6rn och undrade om elementet hade kommit. J\u00e4vla skit. Det st\u00e5r till och med i kalendern att det skulle levereras idag mellan kl 9-13. Vi pratade om det ig\u00e5r. Han hade dessutom bokat om leveransen fr\u00e5n i m\u00e5ndags eftersom jag skulle tr\u00e4na d\u00e5 (vilket jag gl\u00f6mde bort att g\u00f6ra). Jag \u00e5kte hemifr\u00e5n kl 9:30 och kom hem 11:30. Leveransen missad. Sweet.<\/p>\n

Jag sk\u00e4ms \u00f6ver min nyvunna IQ-frihet och sv\u00e4r och \u00e4ltar detta vid soffan halva kv\u00e4llen. Kan liksom inte sl\u00e4ppa det, blir s\u00e5 less\u00a0p\u00e5 mig sj\u00e4lv.<\/p>\n

Bj\u00f6rn:<\/strong> Stefan varnade mig f\u00f6r det h\u00e4r f\u00f6r l\u00e4nge sen, allts\u00e5 l\u00e5ngt innan jag tr\u00e4ffade dig.<\/p>\n

Jag:<\/strong> Varnade dig f\u00f6r vad?<\/p>\n

Bj\u00f6rn:\u00a0<\/strong>Att intelligensniv\u00e5n sjunker med tv\u00e5 sn\u00e4pp hos ammande kvinnor.<\/p>\n

Jag:\u00a0<\/strong>Wtf?<\/p>\n

Bj\u00f6rn:\u00a0<\/strong>Ja men \u00e4lskling, vi vet ju att det g\u00e5r \u00f6ver. Det k\u00e4nns v\u00e4l bra?<\/p>\n

Jag:\u00a0<\/strong>Eh.<\/p>\n

Bj\u00f6rn:\u00a0<\/strong>Vadd\u00e5?<\/p>\n

Jag:\u00a0<\/strong>Jamen… Jag skulle inte s\u00e4ga att jag \u00e4r osmart. Det tar bara… um… l\u00e4ngre tid?<\/p>\n

Bj\u00f6rn:<\/strong>\u00a0Jag \u00e4lskar dig.<\/p>\n

Som pricken \u00f6ver i satt jag h\u00e4rom kv\u00e4llen med handen i Bj\u00f6rns h\u00e5r och kom p\u00e5 mig sj\u00e4lv med att undra om jag verkligen fingrade p\u00e5 r\u00e4tt del av hans huvud, eftersom jag inte kunde lokalisera fontanellen.<\/p>\n

Jag skr\u00e4mmer mig sj\u00e4lv.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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