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Kom igen, var \u00e4r logiken:<\/p>\n

Jag g\u00e5r och l\u00e4gger mig kl 22, kan inte somna men lyckas till slut efter kanske 2 timmar. Bj\u00f6rn dr\u00f6mmer av allt att d\u00f6ma kl 03:30 att han h\u00e5ller p\u00e5 att drunkna och v\u00e4cker mig med vilda, f\u00f6r att inte s\u00e4ga osannolika hopp och circuskonster med t\u00e4cket p\u00e5 sin halva av s\u00e4ngen, varp\u00e5 jag, slut som jag \u00e4r, sl\u00e5r Bj\u00f6rn, somnar om och dr\u00f6mmer att jag \u00e4r med p\u00e5 Titanic och hamnar i iskallt vatten och h\u00e5ller p\u00e5 att drunkna. 3 g\u00e5nger i rad.<\/p>\n

Hela f\u00f6ljande dag kvalar inte ens in i kategorin ”uppf\u00f6rsbacke” utan stannar i kl\u00e4tterv\u00e4ggsstadiet d\u00e4r jag gr\u00e5ter inuti f\u00f6r varje andetag som inte hanteras i horisontalt l\u00e4ge \u2013 dvs alla. Jag sl\u00e4par mig iv\u00e4g till s\u00e5ngstunden kl 14 p\u00e5 \u00f6ppna f\u00f6rskolan, bara f\u00f6r att p\u00e5 plats fatta att det \u00e4r onsdag och att det inte \u00e4r n\u00e5t j\u00e4vla s\u00e5ngtrams idag. Jag \u00e5ker vidare hem till Anna och dricker te, \u00e4ter choklad och undrar vart v\u00e4rlden \u00e4r p\u00e5 v\u00e4g.<\/p>\n

P\u00e5 kv\u00e4llen g\u00e5r jag och l\u00e4gger mig kl 21, efter att ha f\u00f6rpassat stackars Bj\u00f6rn till g\u00e4strummet, och vad h\u00e4nder?<\/p>\n

Jag.<\/p>\n

Kan.<\/p>\n

Inte.<\/p>\n

Sova.<\/p>\n

Jag somnar vid dygnsskiftet. Wtf. Antingen \u00e4r jag f\u00f6r tr\u00f6tt, eller s\u00e5 \u00e4r jag inte i n\u00e4rheten av att vara s\u00e5 tr\u00f6tt som jag inbillar mig.<\/p>\n

I eftermiddag kommer mamma och passar Simon kl 17 s\u00e5 att jag kan \u00e5ka till gymmet. F\u00f6r att orka h\u00e5lla mig vaken till dess hinkar jag te och k\u00e4kar godis \u2013 inget av det \u00e4r v\u00e4l n\u00e5t man tr\u00e4nar s\u00e4rskilt effektivt p\u00e5.<\/p>\n

Simon har f\u00e5tt en ny leksak, en allt-i-etthistoria som jag hittade p\u00e5 n\u00e4tet. Jag \u00e4r inte mycket f\u00f6r att k\u00f6pa leksaker till honom, vi f\u00e5r mycket redan som det \u00e4r men jag t\u00e4nkte\u00a0att vi inte hade n\u00e5t motsvarande och, som (n\u00e4stan) alltid i sm\u00e5barnsdjungeln, whatever works.<\/p>\n

\"ny<\/a><\/p>\n

Det h\u00f6ll honom sysselsatt en stund att f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka stoppa hela grejen i munnen men det ville sig inte riktigt, inte p\u00e5 n\u00e5gon ledd. Men skam den som ger sig… typ.<\/p>\n

Nu ska jag \u00e5terg\u00e5 till att l\u00e4sa Nisses och Mannes \u00f6verlevnadsguide f\u00f6r f\u00f6r\u00e4ldralediga<\/a> f\u00f6r 4e g\u00e5ngen idag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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