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Jag jobbar p\u00e5 ett hotell. I serviceyrket i allm\u00e4nhet tr\u00e4ffar man ju mycket m\u00e4nniskor, och p\u00e5 hotell i synnerhet. D\u00e4r har folk tid att prata med en. D\u00e4r \u00e4r man bundis med personalen. Det \u00e4r n\u00e4stan som hemma.<\/p>\n
shit jag f\u00e5r h\u00f6ra p\u00e5 jobbet<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Tv\u00e5 amerikanska herrar best\u00e4ller \u00f6l i baren. N\u00e4r jag r\u00e4cker \u00f6ver dem g\u00f6r den ena en glad gest med handen \u00f6ver sin egen mage, nickar mot min och s\u00e4ger:<\/p>\n
”Too much beer, huh?”<\/p>\n
”Yes, I know, I just can’t help myself.”<\/p>\n
\nEn eftermiddag, efter att jag g\u00e5tt hem, kommer en stammis och s\u00e4tter sig i receptionen mitt emot min kollega. N\u00e4r han ska betala sitt rum lutar han sig f\u00f6rtroligt fram mot min kollega och s\u00e4ger:<\/p>\n
”Vet ni om att hon \u00e4r gravid?”<\/p>\n
Jag \u00e4r i 7e m\u00e5naden, f\u00e5 \u00e4r de som lyckas m\u00f6rka detta p\u00e5 sin arbetsplats.<\/p>\n
\nUnder frukosten ska jag plocka in glas i sk\u00e5pet och st\u00e5r med h\u00e4nderna fulla. En halvstammis n\u00e4rmar sig, stryker f\u00f6rsiktigt med baksidan av pekfingret mot min mage, tittar mig f\u00f6rsiktigt i \u00f6gonen och s\u00e4ger:<\/p>\n
”\u00c4r det…?”<\/p>\n
”Ja.”<\/p>\n
”Jahaaa, n\u00e4rd\u00e5? Vet ni vad det \u00e4r f\u00f6r n\u00e5t?”<\/p>\n
\u00c5ter igen, det \u00e4r full frukostrush, jag st\u00e5r med h\u00e4nderna fulla mitt i frukostk\u00f6n. H\u00e5ll g\u00e4rna dina fingrar p\u00e5 din egen mage, madame.<\/p>\n
\n”Hade du inte redan varit gravid s\u00e5 hade du blivit det ikv\u00e4ll, det kan jag loooova dig!”<\/p>\n
\n”Blev det mycket middag f\u00f6r dig ocks\u00e5 ikv\u00e4ll, eller? Haha, till och med s\u00e5 att knappen trillade ut!”<\/p>\n
\nJag kan konstatera att allm\u00e4n inst\u00e4llning verkar vara som f\u00f6ljer:<\/p>\n
\n
- Jag \u00e4r gravid = Jag har f\u00f6rverkat min r\u00e4tt till personligt space<\/li>\n
- Jag \u00e4r gravid = Fritt fram f\u00f6r kommentarer om mitt utseende<\/li>\n
- Jag \u00e4r gravid = Jag vill prata h\u00e5l i \u00f6ronen p\u00e5 folk om det<\/li>\n
- Jag \u00e4r gravid = Jag vill h\u00f6ra allas reflektioner kring detta<\/li>\n
- Jag \u00e4r gravid = Jag vill h\u00f6ra om alla andras egna erfarenheter i \u00e4mnet<\/li>\n
- Jag \u00e4r gravid = Jag \u00e4r allm\u00e4n egendom<\/li>\n
- Jag \u00e4r gravid = Jag f\u00e5r skylla mig sj\u00e4lv f\u00f6r ovanst\u00e5ende<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Jag ska lida, och jag ska njuta av det… eller hur var det?<\/p>\n
\n<\/p>\n
<\/a>Aprop\u00e5 det; grymt kul mitt-i-prick-lista \u00f6ver<\/em> 10 saker du inte vill h\u00f6ra n\u00e4r du \u00e4r gravid<\/a><\/strong>. Jag hade skrattat, om jag inte k\u00e4nt mig s\u00e5 tr\u00e4ffad och allts\u00e5 uppr\u00f6rd<\/em> \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
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Jag jobbar p\u00e5 ett hotell. I serviceyrket i allm\u00e4nhet tr\u00e4ffar man ju mycket m\u00e4nniskor, och p\u00e5 hotell i synnerhet. D\u00e4r har folk tid att prata med en. D\u00e4r \u00e4r man bundis med personalen. Det \u00e4r n\u00e4stan som hemma. shit jag f\u00e5r h\u00f6ra p\u00e5 jobbet Tv\u00e5 amerikanska herrar best\u00e4ller \u00f6l i baren. N\u00e4r jag r\u00e4cker \u00f6ver […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":170,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,9],"tags":[48,118,91,351,693,762,768,776,778,944,959,1111,1179,1410,1481,1495,1607,1635,1966,2066,2091],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tips-tricks","category-vardagstrams","tag-allman-egendom","tag-angest","tag-avis","tag-blast","tag-frisk","tag-gravid","tag-gravidhumor","tag-gravidmage","tag-gravidryck","tag-integritet","tag-jagfattarinte","tag-larv","tag-mage","tag-nystartat","tag-pajobbet","tag-personligt-space","tag-respektlost","tag-saker-du-inte-vill-hora","tag-tjat","tag-utseende","tag-varfor"],"yoast_head":"\n
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