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Graviditet samt sm\u00e5barnsliv har n\u00f6tt ner mina reserver n\u00e4r det kommer till t\u00e5lamod. Jag har ingen buffert kvar. Allt mitt t\u00e5lamod l\u00e4gger jag p\u00e5 Simon och alla andra g\u00f6r b\u00e4st i att sk\u00f6ta sig helt enkelt.<\/p>\n

Vi var och skulle leta efter ett par sandaler till Bj\u00f6rn… Hm, det l\u00e5ter som om jag har 2 barn n\u00e4r jag l\u00e4gger fram det s\u00e5 d\u00e4r. Saken \u00e4r den att Bj\u00f6rn avskyr att g\u00e5 i aff\u00e4rer, inte helt olikt s\u00e4kert h\u00e4lften av \u00f6vriga medlemmar av det manliga sl\u00e4ktet, och jag \u00e4r snarare f\u00f6rtjust. Bj\u00f6rn bryr sig inte s\u00e5 mycket om hur han kl\u00e4r sig s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge det \u00e4r bekv\u00e4mt och funktionsdugligt \u2013 \u00e5terigen inte helt olikt andra m\u00e4n \u2013 s\u00e5 jag har med lysande \u00f6gon f\u00e5tt ta \u00f6ver ansvaret f\u00f6r kl\u00e4dshoppingen.<\/p>\n

Hursomhelst, vi var och skulle leta efter ett par sandaler till Bj\u00f6rn p\u00e5 en liten galleria h\u00e4r i n\u00e4rheten. Bj\u00f6rn \u00e4ger inga sandaler. Han h\u00e4vdar motsatsen, men det \u00e4r f\u00f6r att han r\u00e4knar sina cykelskor som sandaler. Vi gick in och ut ur alla skoaff\u00e4rerna och de enda sandalerna vi kunde se var de d\u00e4r du vet med kardborre. Till slut, n\u00e4r vi var inne p\u00e5 Ecco, tappade jag det lilla t\u00e5lamod jag haft och stegade fram till tjej som stod och var beredd p\u00e5 att hj\u00e4lpa kunder:<\/p>\n

”Hej! Har du tid med oss?”<\/p>\n

”Javisst, vad kan jag hj\u00e4lpa till med?” sa hon f\u00f6ruts\u00e4gbart\u00a0medan jag artigt h\u00f6ll andan f\u00f6r att inte avbryta.<\/p>\n

”Vi letar efter herrsandaler. Det \u00e4r j\u00e4ttesv\u00e5rt. Vi hittar bara s\u00e5na d\u00e4r med kardborreband”, jag pekade och r\u00e5kade h\u00f6ja r\u00f6sten i t\u00e5lamodsbrist och frustration, ”och de \u00e4r s\u00e4kert praktiska och sk\u00f6na men de \u00e4r ju skitfula! S\u00e5na s\u00e4tter man ju\u00a0helst\u00a0p\u00e5 f\u00f6tterna p\u00e5 en tre\u00e5ring, m\u00f6jligen<\/em> en panchis*! Finns det ingenting<\/em> annat!?”<\/p>\n

”\u00c4lskling, nu \u00e4r du elak”, skrattade Bj\u00f6rn lite generat.<\/p>\n

”Nej! Jag \u00e4r REALIST!!” hojtade jag, tog mig samman och fortsatte med eftertryck mot skof\u00f6rs\u00e4ljerskan: ”Jag \u00e4r realist<\/em>.”<\/p>\n

Skof\u00f6rs\u00e4ljerskan skrattade \u2013 jag jobbar med service och jag hade ocks\u00e5 garvat om jag var hon \u2013 och b\u00f6rjade plocka bland l\u00e4derremssandalerna, men eftersom Bj\u00f6rn varken \u00e4r 3 \u00e5r gammal, pension\u00e4r eller framg\u00e5ngsrik fr\u00e4lsare med tillh\u00f6rande l\u00e4rjungar s\u00e5 slutade det med att vi k\u00f6pte ett par j\u00e4ttesnygga vanliga skor f\u00f6r att ers\u00e4tta paret som f\u00f6rsvann med skol\u00e5dan<\/a>. Vi hittade ett par sandalinspirerade skor p\u00e5 en annan butik ist\u00e4llet.\u00a0\"sandalskor\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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